My uncle Jeremiah: "Are you gonna be a singer?"
Me: "No."
Jeremiah: "Why not?!"
Me: "I don't want to..?"
Jeremiah: "But you have a bEAUTIFUL VOICE!"
Me: "Well, I have a beautiful FACE too, but I'm not gonna be a model."
HE NOW THINKS THAT IS THE QUOTE OF LIFE.
He was like: "Man, that was a quote. 'Well, I have a beautiful face, but I'm not gonna be a fuckin' model."
Me: "I didn't quite say that."
Jeremiah: "That's what I'm gonna tell your parents though."












