TIME'S NOT OVER YET

Suggestion blog for the bestworst ship in Gravity Falls. Updates every Thursday, probably.

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Any romance advice for ambivert with anxiety crippling autism and overbearing BPD? I need a Ford in my life.

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Do something different with your hair to get over them

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Leave them on read

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Place your hand in the fire without getting burned

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Have beef with an amphibian

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Share music with each other

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Go no contact with your family. You don’t need anyone else.

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spend thirty years of your life building a weapon to destroy them, and only them

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Eat them alive.

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Call them anything except late for dinner

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Thank you for 100 followers! When I first started this blog I wasn’t sure if anyone would want to see a bunch of posts about a ship whose heyday was long over using a format whose heyday was also long over, but you really never can predict the future or count the Billford fandom out! Here’s to 100 more years of Billford.

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Forget them and move on*

*Dedicate the rest of your life to the epic and satisfying vengeance you will enact upon them

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If you can, try and talk them into a couple’s tattoo. Ideally you’d want it to be meaningful but not too over the top, such as “IF LOST RETURN TO:” “PROPERTY OF:” “FLIRTY GAL 💋” or just a picture of your face.

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Get drunk and sing karaoke together

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make a cute home-film for him and make a sock puppet that looks like him

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oh jesus christ bear with me the suggestions are flowing at an alarming rate

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Play a game of interdimensional chess together (it is like regular chess except one of you is hunting the other down and trying to kill them)