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Please don't tell my mom. She thinks I'm a baker.

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Paul Celan, tr. by Patrick Cotter, from The Selected Poems; “Ballad of the World Extinct,”

[billnyegovernmentspy]

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mmm ginger ale,, most nutritious breakfast

@starscreaming666

[starscreamingg]

I am going to pour pancakes on your corpse

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spill some waffles and then we’re talking,, i don’t want no flat pancakes.

i want toned pancakes,, pancakes with abs. aka waffles

[starscreamingg]

Waffles it is you classy fuck

[thorodinson]

[kontrollsysteme]

wow mood

[anissapierce]

Were in 2017 he’s in 3089

[billnyegovernmentspy]

Jeff Goldblum is so powerful he just ended a centuries old feud with one response. We stan (1) Grand Master

[billnyegovernmentspy]

To all the singles out there this Valentine's day...

Its okay. I love you. And I know everything there is to know about you already so technically we are already on like 10th base and you can tell your mom about me.

[supermegahijabi]

Choose your fighter

[emeships]

[billnyegovernmentspy]

Smfh... ya'll need to learn to RESPECT our lord and savior... its like none of ya ever been to Church I SWEAR.

[billnyegovernmentspy]

Spot the difference

What am I supposed to make of this

[billnyegovernmentspy]

God dammit.... time to hack into their accounts and invite myself to their next event. #Governmentperks #takethatmom

[billnyegovernmentspy]

Today

My little brother asked me, in such distraught, what the purpose of male nipples were.

I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since. Like... w h a t i s t h e p u r p o s e t h o i think as i sensually carress my nipples whilst enduring an unscheduled existential crisis.

[billnyegovernmentspy]

Snitches get riches...

Because I will totally pay you a large amount of cash to keep your mouth shut. Seriously guys, my mom REALLY thinks I'm a baker. She told her book club and EVERYTHING.