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i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language
but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel
and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition”
you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”
i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?
#no we don’t
Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.
Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh
Weird translations of Dutch words.
when you’re chilling with your friends and your social anxiety acts up, but you’re still determined to have a good time
2016
On January 9 I gave in and started watching Markiplier. I spent a good full month binge watching his videos (and falling asleep to a few oopsies.) He’s still holding a special place in my heart
I wanna say that this month was also when I met @dansluts but then again it kinda feels like we’ve been friends for years. And like,,,, she’s alright. Who am I kidding I’d kill for her. I mean I met a lot of people this year but you’re one of the few that’s still here putting up with my ass. So I appreciate you.
On February 13 I started watching Jacksepticeye, through Mark’s videos. Then I subscribed to his channel. It’s been a fun, happy ride ever since. Also, I had already started school when I was binge watching, so I missed a project deadline. And I got kicked out of my group from my English class. Fun! Regardless, I’m so happy that I found him and that I’ve found comfort and joy in him and his videos.
Also in February I believe me, @kitten327 & @billybibixx hit one year of being friends. And we also threw in @strangersus and @verwondeziel to the mix at one point and we’re a happy family :) Actually, we’re more like distant relatives at this point but yall are still cool.
On March 16, I got in my first relationship. I did enjoy my time with that person. There were ups and downs, like any relationship. I learned a lot about myself during that time, some good things, some bad. I hope, if you’re reading this, that you’re doing okay and that you’ve found better things in life. I don’t think I’ll ever not feel bad over how things ended, but life goes on, and so must we.
On May 29 I started my new job. I didn’t realize how bad my anxiety was at my old job until I wasn’t there anymore. So I guess I can say my mental health improved for a little bit once my environment changed. I now work with my best friend, and other people I work with seem to be good too. I rant a lot about the fuckboys on my side blog, but they’re fun to keep around, honestly. After getting to know them for a few months, they’re not really fuckboys, I just call them that for convenient’s sake. (If either of you are reading this, then I’ll deny I ever said that irl.) My manager is pretty alright too. He’s definitely someone I can open up to, as soon as my anxiety stops telling me that he hates me. That goes for everyone I work with, actually. But most of all, I’m happy to be working with my best friend.
I’ve known Krystal for nine years, I’m sure I’ve thought every thought and said everything there is to say. She’s my platonic soulmate. She’s the only person I’m 100% myself around. She’s my rock, she’s my wife, she’s my best friend for life. I mean, I hope so.
On June 23, Krystal and I went to The Amazing Tour is Not on Fire in Hollywood, CA. I would give anything to relive that day again. From the moment I woke up, to the minute I fell asleep. My wedding day is probably not going to top that. I was so happy, and I hadn’t felt that happy in such a long time. I should mention that between the breakup (May) and this day, I had been steering away from Dan and Phil (thanks to a loud broccoli man tbh), and seeing them on stage and tell a bunch of inside jokes reminded me of why I loved them in the first place.
I also met my online friend @gucci-garbge at that show. That was the first time I had met and internet friend and it was the best feeling ever. To know that the person you’ve been talking to online is real, and you can hug them and talk to them in person. It’s the best.
At one point in August I was added to an “anti phannie” group chat. Over time, we lost a few people but overall @blooddropsonroses @heart-eyes-who @alisenx @pewphan @ochrehowell @exsistential-lester @danisnotoffice (i forgot everyone elses urls) yall don’t suck. Okay but for real, I felt like I had no one before I joined. I stopped interacting with people for a while. As soon as Nessa added me, it felt like things were falling back into place. I started talking to people more, online and off, I felt a bit happier. So um. Thanks. *donut emoji*
On September 17 I turned 20. I cried to my manager the day before because god knows why. (I know damn well why but that’s a secret.)
October is always a bad month for me. Two of my relatives died in this month, so a sort of gloom falls over me every year. Steered away from people again, kept to myself. Suffered in silence as I usually do. Although, Jack was playing around with Antisepticeye on his channel. It was fun to look out for him in his videos. It was fun to make up theories and headcanons. It was a good distraction from everything else going on in my head. And I got involved with the community, which is what I wanted to do since I started watching his videos.
Side note: the Jacksepticeye community is literally the nicest place to be. Everyone is kind, everyone is welcoming, there’s so much love spread around. It’s overall a very positive place and I feel like I can make friends with anyone there. (As soon as I get over my social anxiety, that is. bc there’s people I want to be friends with, I just can’t approach them.)
On November 19, I went on my first real life date. I was shaking the whole damn time. But it got easier as time went on. Emotional detachment is still an issue, I’m still trying to figure out how to show this person I care. I also find that going slower in a relationship is a lot easier for me, since it’s hard for me to open up offline.
On December 28, I went out with out my safe buddy. If you follow my side blog you’ll know how bad I was dreading this. We were going to have a Christmas dinner for work. We went to Applebee’s, I was shaking in my seat. I kind of remember it being fun. I just remember trying not to have a meltdown in front of all my coworkers. I did it though!
Now it’s the 31st and I don’t know what the fuck else there is to say tbh. Oh wait, my eyebrows came a long way as well!
I love you
just watch this.
“blablabla, disloyalty”
“oooh!”
*giggling adorably together*
cute things that people do
smiling when they read a text
hugs and randomly leaning their heads on your shoulders
sharing their food with you when you don’t have any
buying flowers and little gifts
making a meal or baking for someone
smiling widely and then quickly covering it up because they don’t want to look weird in front of you
staying with you until you feel better
giving you handwritten letters that they spent lots of time on
sharing their favourite music with you so you can love it too
Listening to a new album by your favorite band is weird on one hand because for the first time in a long time you can’t sing along but on the other hand it’s amazing because you hear that familiar voice you adore and you sit there in awe remembering why you love them so much
a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
good luck to linguistics in the future trying to explain this
can we just appreciate his face of pure horror
He’s like “please don’t touch my neck oh dear god don’t”
im going to bed for a week
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice
Het land van...
Come from the country of Pim Fortuin and Volkert of the G The country of Theo van Gogh and Mohammed B. Come from the country of croquettes, frikadellers Which you can even order on the Spanish coast Come from the country where Air Max never came out of fashion Where they break you when you start to be successful Come from the land of red, white, blue and the golden lion Plunder the world and we call it a golden era Come from the country of weed plantations and bicycle-4-days The Country where you can ask a junky for a bike The Country that became champion in '88 The country of eating herring, dikes and canals Come from the country of, the country of Lange Frasie This is the country where I come home after a vacation. Come from the country I was born in 1989 Where I lost my guilders to the euros The Country that participates in the war in Iraq Because uncle Bush has Balkenende in his pocket The country of being stingy, giving a round of drinks to the expensive the greasy snacks from Febo, you can put them out on the wall The country of fights between Ajax and Feyenoord But when the "Oranji" plays, we are all one! The country of Johan Cruijf and Abe Lenstra The legion will never let a lion down The country where we hope for better weather every day That Piet Paulusma, we don't trust him any more! The country that is free since '45 The country where I stay, I love it there Honestly Come from the country, which you can drive though in three hours With a different accent every 10 mintues Come from the country where theoretically is space for everyone And ecstasy is the number 1 export Come from the country where Andre Hazes in over 100 years will still be the boss in every bar Come from the country where Peter Gerts, Jan Remon and Jutter Frans Bart and Ali run the game Come from the country where hip-hop is a 30 year old child And you can decide for yourself how cool that is The country where when you get rich you'll have to pay a lot That you will think by yourself, what is the use of this? The country where prostitution and smoking weed is allowed The country of Sinterklaas and Queensday This is the country where I have lost and where I have been cheated on Come from the country were I was born and raised Come from the country with the most cultures on one square feet But people are scared to have dinner with there neighbours And integration is a beautiful word But shit, it's fucking bitter when nobody hears it I share my country with Turkish and Moroccans Antilianens, Amboneses and Surinameses The country where we put way too much stuff together And are represented world wipe by Harry Potter The country where apartheid is internationally The most known word from the Dutch language Come from the country that ticks the time bomb The country that eats at six o'clock and where the people are still on time This is the country where I will win in the end Until you will sing this with us in the ArenA Until the time I will have my heart waiting THIS IS FOR THE NETHERLANDS
