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“ Name’s Pacifica Northwest and I’ve met you at parties. Obnoxious, loud, egocentric and overall worse than most rich kids I’ve met.

That means you’re in some bad, very annoying spot.

And I don’t want your groupies wreaking havoc in my town, that’s why I’m so ‘stressed’ about it.

Why are would you even come here anyway? This place isn’t anybody’s main tour stops. ”

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[Whoa. Whoa. WHOA. Billy might not be the best linguist ( he’s butchered his vocabulary on many occasions and uses “street speak” more than anything else ), but he could definitely tell that this girl was actually trying to insult him. Him! Billy Joe Cobra! And, hey, he was used to harsh criticism -- but did that mean he accepted it? Hell no. In fact, he defended himself by being the egotistical brat that he always was -- which wouldn’t help his case here in the slightest, but it wouldn’t be the first time that Billy didn’t have any common sense or enough “brains” to figure out how to respond properly to someone.]

♪ - Alright, kid, you’re treadin’ into, like, some DANGEROUS territory, ‘kay? Like, if we’ve even BEEN to the same parties, it means you’re probably rich or some deal, but I can still SUE you for EVERYTHING you’ve got, you little twerp! If you think you’ve got some fancy-pantsy enough lawyers to stop me, then go ahead and TRY. I’ll kick your BUTT in court. Don’t go dissin’ my GROUPIES, either! They cause havoc here, then GOOD! Just means that they LOVE me! ‘Sides, this isn’t YOUR town, so just BACK UP a sec and quit STRESSIN’. I can stop WHEREVER I want to, alright? I don’t have to give myself a reason. Didn’t that one awful boyband play here once? Bet you weren’t complaining THEN.

[You’ve done it now, Pacifica. Billy is officially throwing one of his trademark celebrity hissy fits.]

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#{ i dont have enough icons of angry alive billy heck me }#{ the popstar is aggressive }#dexendens #{ soRRY THIS IS LATE }

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I am utterly terrified. Truly – I am trembling at the threat of your lawyers.

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♪ - Y-Yeah, well -- you should be! I’m a CELEB, and that means I have enough money to hire the BEST of the BEST, so you should, like, STEP OFF. What’s your dealio anyway, brojangles? Ninja get-up? Like, seriously? You look SUPER scrawny. I could def take you on and junk, so just -- like I said. STEP OFF and whatever, before I get pissed.

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#{ billy u aint impressin nobody }#nomiconn

{ tbh billy’s probably going to keep that sweater and after he die s just imagine him ( as a ghost ) finding that old sweater mabel made and kinda just remembering her and tearing up and then he goes out of his way to visit her bc he’s a precious baby that needs the comfort of his fans ( especially when he’s “ghostified” ) }

#;hc #mabeliistic #;out of cobra #death mention /

{ billy probably THINKS he’s the life of the party but let’s be honest he’s probably like the embarrassment of the group bc he gets so wired so easily sometimes and he gets so chaotic when he’s at parties usually he’s the one wrecking his own house and stuff but he blames everyone else lmao not to mention how in episode 19 (rock’n home) when billy and spencer stayed home alone they WRECKED the place bc billy was like “we should like PARTY” and spencer just kinda went along w/ it }

#;hc #;out of cobra

{ this is kind of canon already but headcanon that billy plays guitar hero sometimes and bc he sucks at the game he just PRETENDS to rock out or st and he only does it when he’s alone bc it makes him look like even more of a nerd he’d also totally play the song on his own guitar and remix it and stuff WHICH IS KIND OF RARE BECAUSE HELL IF BILLY LISTENS TO MUSIC THAT ISN’T HIS OWN ON A REGULAR BASIS }

#;hc #{ im so . im so.........billy }#;out of cobra

{ headcanon that billy goes through A LOT of “phases” like if it’s not pirates, it’ll be unicorns, or rainbows, or astronomy like ??? he has so many interests and they all range in different areas of ridiculousness somebody pls rp with me in one of his bigger phases omg ............... }

#{ play pirate adventure w/ him or st like you're both big five y/os........... }#;hc #;out of cobra

「what are YOU doing in gravity falls? (sick comeback)」:

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Oh, no… Not this guy again… “ Uh, yeah, what exactly are you, like… Doing here? In Gravity Falls? ”

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[To say that Billy had no sense for when people were irritated by him would be only slightly off-point; rather, it was that he had no sense for others’ emotions ( unless he was attached to them or something equally ludicrous ). So, when he responded to Pacifica with a scoff and snarky ( terrible ) comeback, it was reasonable -- after all, the popstar had no idea who the blonde was. Nor why she’d called him out, unless she was a fan or something -- at the very least, he could manage to sense, from that tone in her voice, that she wasn’t too keen on interacting with him. Which made, like, no sense. At least, to Billy, it didn’t.]

♪ - I dunno, what are YOU doing in Gravity Falls? [Sick burns, Cobra.] For serious, though, I’m on tour. Why're you so stressed about it?

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#dexendens #{ this is the best reply i've ever written lbh }#{ a chance for me to point out his TERRIBLE cobra comebacks }#{ he thinks he's so sassy but it s just.........billy no }#{ ANYWAY even if she does recognize him he probably wont recognize her bc when he parties he gets like }#{ rly out of control ok he'll be like taking illegal substances and junk like ?? }

「fangirl extraordinaire」:

ℳ —- ;;

{ SHE’S LOOKING AT him between fingers that cover her face, because she is honestly scared of what he might think about it. this was the longest it had ever taken to make a sweater, mostly because if there was even a minor mishap, she went back && started it all over.

but he liked it. && there was a shine in her eyes, one of happiness && over all just astonishment that he liked her things. she clapped && jumped in excitement, nodding ferociously. }

‘ yes ! yes, yes. try it on. yes. ‘

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[Mabel was too cute for words -- again, not like he’d mention it, but the way she buried her face in her hands, staring through the gaps between her fingers -- he could tell she wasn’t entirely confident in herself. Difficult as it might be to believe, Billy had once been the same way; not that that’d ever been leaked to the public, but there’d been a time when he acted like a total jerk to people to feel better about himself. It was just good that he was taking out his anger on contestants rather than strangers; being a judge for people obviously not as talented as himself could be challenging.]

[Regardless, as she gave him permission to wear it, he grinned, removed his jacket, and pulled the sweater over his classic shirt and tie combo before “modeling” it with a little twirl of glee. He couldn’t believe how perfect it was, actually; it was pink, first of all -- she’d been able to guess a favorite color of his -- and secondly, the way the design was stitched in with care, not to mention the particular image of him that she’d chosen...it was just a charming sweater. And, yet, it was fanmade! Normally, the best things that a fan would send in would be those bath and body works packages -- Yet, there was something about receiving a handmade gift from a fangirl of his that made it feel...better. More genuine, like she truly did admire him as much as the work she’d put into this particular sweater -- which was probably accurate.]

♪ - Isn’t it perfect? I’ll bet it looks even better on me! Am I right? [Who was he kidding? Of course it looked perfect on him!]

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#mabeliistic #{ you and i both what precious chi ldren }

{ yeah but like who’s gonna protect billy he’s been knighted, and even plans on adhering to that job but hE....LITERALLY BECOMES A GHOST LIKE. NOT EVEN TOO FAR FROM NOW HE PROBABLY DIDN’T EVEN LIVE TO SEE TH E AGE OF 23 THIS IS SERIOUS }

#{ rest in piss }#;out of cobra #death mention /

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so i have offically had mabel for four weeks now, && i’m already extremely close to 350 followers. this is insane. this fandom has been the kindest && most welcoming fandom i have ever been in. i keep waiting for it to turn sour, but you guys are so god damn nice like i love everyone. i want to show my appreciation by making this. so here i go.

My Baes

bipperxpines || billyjokecobra || healthxcare - you are making more blogs than i can count benny god loser. okay so, you were one of the first people i actually remember rping with on mabel. && i was worried bc at the time i hadn’t watched sock opera && i was like ‘ wtf this is crazy what is this ‘ BUT THEN I WATCHED IT && YOU WERE PERF && ON POINT && THESE TWO HAVE DEVELOPED SO MUCH IN OUR THREADS LIKE seriously you are probably one of the best people i know. i love you alright. also i am still calling you baymax. because you save lives && you are a cuddly robot okay

grudgeholding - quinn, you are the entire reason i actually made mabel. you forced me into this. i was going to make a wendy but nope you shoved this ball of sunshine && crazy at me && look where i am now. && i can’t thank you enough. you really are an amazing person. you are a wonderful friend && sometimes i feel that i annoy you but i ignore those feelings bc if i do annoy you you can just flick my nose. but seriously you are amazing. don’t ever forget that.

omnitriix || mirrornite - agito. you are a gem. like…have i ever told you ben ten was my life when i was younger ? all i did was watch it every morning. i would actually panic if we were late to my baby sitters bc that meant i wouldn’t be able to watch all the episode. && i didn’t know it at the time, but i wrote my first fanfic technically about ben ten. i never wrote it down but it was in my head && it was terrible. && just omni && mabel are the cutest little shits ever okay i love them so much. && you are a hella person too. i don’t know what i would do without you.

creatiivist - MEGHAN YOU ARE LEGIT THE SUN. YOU ARE FREAKING AMAZING AT MABEL && YOU’VE HELPED ME SO MUCH && I JUST LOVE YOU ALL OVER YOU GOT THAT kay i needed to get that out of the way.

People i stalk love

ectoteen || mewniroyalty || mysteryandbrassknuckles || dontcallmetambers || sumerianlegend || mymindisbutariddle || xpinetree || mysteryinthemysteryshack

Hella amazing people

reprisxl || justwakeupstiles || belledpuppet || the-queen-needs-us || santalamuerte || somniaxperdita || rxretalent || paznxthwxst || safetykiid || infractxs || mysteriies || scarredbyastar || dexendens ||

#{ LOUD SQUEAKING I AM A BAE }#{ IM SO HAPPY OVE R THIS }#{ aLSO hella mabel right here!! ABSOLUTE BAE }#;promos #{ i save lives and im a cuddly robot .......... y es................ }

cockroach-queer

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then

#;musings #{ billy in a nutshell lbh }

「fangirl extraordinaire」:

&. &. billyjokecobra ;;

‘ — HERE. ‘

she’s thrusting a sweater up at him. it’s pink && has his face stitched into it. mabel had put hours of work into it, && he could throw it right back at her with a laugh if he wanted to && she would be okay with that.

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[Billy’s eyes widened as the brunette suddenly shoved a sweater at him -- which was followed by a certain sparkling in his eyes that would make anyone aware that he was either impressed or absolutely astonished; again, an incredibly rare reaction to receive, especially as the one now amazing him was a twelve-year-old fangirl of his.]

[He took the sweater in his hands, and looked it over -- his face, perfectly and lovingly stitched into the soft fabric of a pink sweater that felt comforting to the touch. Instantly, his expression of shock turned to one of delight, and he beamed at Mabel -- this was quite possibly the best gift he’d ever received from a fan, in all honesty. In fact, he might need to think over that whole “putting her in charge of merchandise” thing again.]

♪ - This is -- wow! I think this is the best thing I’ve ever gotten from a fan -- just, don’t tell anyone I said that. This is, hands down, the best sweater in the universe. Hey, mind if I wear it now? I wanna see how perfect it’ll look on me!

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#{ BBIES }#mabeliistic #{ THEY'RE SO PRECIOUS }

「my princess」:

[Star offered a bigger smile-he was trying, and she appreciated it. She wished she could tell him what was wrong, but…it would probably be best to save that for later, near the end of the day. He was in a good mood already-no need to drag him down with her biz. Besides, his plan sounded awesome. She could really use an ice cream pick-me-up. She waved her hand in an ‘oh, stop it, you’ gesture.]

“I am pretty adorable, aren’t I? And yeah, that sounds really great-I’ve always wanted to see your house! I bet it’s super cool.”

[Given the fact that she lived in an actual castle for most of her life, she hoped it’d be filled with super fun stuff. Granted, the castle was gigantic, but it was full to the brim with old portraits of past rulers and expensive vases and rooms that she couldn’t even enter because her parents were afraid she’d break something. Which…was probably true, but that didn’t make it any more fun.]

“Ooh! Does it have a spiral staircase? Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty much regarded as the master of staircase slide races.”

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[That was the spirit that Billy’d been hoping to see -- She was smiling now, much wider than before! That was always a good sign, and as a matter of fact, it made him grin a bit wider, as well. What nerds. Anyhow, Billy thought over the layout of their day; he wasn’t normally one to plan calendar stuff, nor any of that scheduling biz, but this was different. An entirely different scenario. Keeping his princess happy was one of his primary duties as an official knight of Mewni, after all! Or, at least, it should have been, if it wasn’t already.]

[So -- first -- ice cream. Yep, that much was good. As for the rest? Well, as previously stated, Billy wasn’t much of a scheduling person or whatever. He liked to keep things spontaneous and go with the flow -- so, it probably wasn’t a good idea to leave planning to him, though he did have a few good ideas. Like touring his mansion -- that’d be so much fun! He could show her his trophy rooms, maybe even let her ( or teach her ) how to play a few instruments so they could jam together. Not to mention that he mention of a spiral staircase race brought another idea to mind; while he did have a staircase, he could think of something much better.]

[Once upon a time, the popstar had built a roller coaster in his lobby -- eventually, it got in the way of his partying, so he had it removed, but the fact remained that it had been there at one point. Which meant that Star could totally bring it back with her magic wand, right? Totally. And, hey, if not, then he knew how to build a mad indoor bobsled course.]

♪ - Of course it’s cool! I had it custom-built, you know -- it’s what all of us mega-rich-and-famous popstars do! But my mansion is totally the best out of all of them. By far. Actuallyyy, I think I have a better idea -- but that’ll wait for later! After all, we’ve got some ice cream to buy! I know this one super cool place -- and so does my chauffeur, so we’re gonna hit that place up first! And, like, we can buy as much ice cream as we want. One of the perks of being super mega rich!

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#{ royal knIGHT DORK AAAH MY KIDS }#mewniroyalty #{ BUT YES OH MY GOD THAT'S PERFECT }#{ GIVE ME ALL OF THE ANGST LIKE STAR TEARING UP AS THEY'RE EATING ICE CREAM OR ST AND }#{ BILLY KINDA PANICS BC THIS WAS HIS PLAN TO MAKE HER HAPPY BUT NOW SHES SAD ??? }#{ AN D JSUT }#{ YES PERFECTION }#{ they'RE SO ADORABle }

「"angel” my ass」:

You better watch yourself before I smack that fucking eyeliner right off your face, pretty boy!

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♪ - Take a chill pill, yeesh. Like, if your parents really did name you “Joan,” then they must’ve had something against you. Just a fact of life. Don’t take it out on me.

[But, hey, even if she did, he was a karate champion. He could totally take her on. Not.]

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#xjoane #short fuse much lmao

「joan?? ew」:

It’s pronounced “Joan” NOT “Jo-anne”

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♪ - Why? Did your parents, like, hate you or something? “Jo-anne” is way prettier.

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#{ billy gdi }#{ thats rude }#xjoane

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A quick RP policy guide

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Bold all that apply to you and your blog. Italics if you’re on the fence about something. Either reblog or repost. Feel free to add anything I may have missed in the appropriate category, or re-categorize something that is in the wrong place!

My blog is _______

+ Open to all + Semi-selective + Selective + Highly selective + Exclusive + Only going to RP with mutuals + Will RP with anyone + Indie + Affiliated with a group + Spoiler free + Spoilers tagged

I will RP with ______

+ Any fandom + Most fandoms + Only fandoms I know + Only people in my fandom + OCs that are well written & include detailed info pages. + OCs with no fandom ties + OCs who are related to / know my character in their backstory. + Only one version of any particular character + People who have the same muse as me + People who do not have a rules page + Multimuse blogs + Only people in my RP group + Indie RPers

When RPing, I like to use _______

+ Paragraphs + Shorter forms of text + Action + Icons + Gifs + Gif icons + Formatted text + Whatever my partner is using + My own style regardless of my partner’s reply.

I will ship with _______

+ No one + Anyone + Chemistry + Select ships + OCs + Others of my own muse + Crossovers with characters from different universes + Only one version of a particular character + I’m not interested in shipping, but I may end up being open to it if something ends up happening.

My blog may contain ______ in its content

+ Fluff + Angst + Gore + Violence + Smut + Blood + Torture + Shipping + Death + Dark humor + Cheating + Assault

I will follow ______ back

+ Everyone + Only some people + Only people in my fandom + Every RP blog + Only people I actively wish to RP with + People who do not post a lot of OOC + People whose posts I am comfortable with on my dashboard

To RP with me, you should _______

+ Follow back + Answer an open + Message me OOC + Message me IC + Make a starter + Answer my starter + Send in a meme + Like my ‘like for a starter’ posts

Other:

+ I practice reblog karma with memes most of the time + I expect reblog karma with memes + I expect my rules / about to be read + I always read the rules / about before following + If you follow me, I would like / tagged with + I expect all NSFW to be tagged as such. I will unfollow if it is not. + I will tag and / or place under a readmore any content type requested + I will tag and/ or place under a readmore most content types requested + I am a multiverse blog + I do not wish for my OOC posts to be reblogged + I do not mind my threads to be reblogged by those not involved, but please do not add any comments in the post itself. Keep them to tags. + I don’t expect post length to be matched; quality over quantity always, but don’t respond to a few paragraphs with a handful of sentences. + I expect icons / gifs to be used in a reply if I have used them

#;out of cobra #;rules (were made to be broken)

{ headcanon that billy would have more mirrors in his house if there weren’t so many horror movies about them }

#;hc #{ billy pls }#;out of cobra

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