bee

26y, she/her we like women here sir don’t follow me if you’re under 18

[veryluckyclovers]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[hakobore]

"Curiosity Killed My Beia" A comic I did for The Spinoff's Comic of the Month

[weepingwidar]

David Hockney (British, 1937-2026) - Dog Painting 13 (1995)

[elifinchsart]

my new bugsnax.... ibugprofen

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[fishpondfish]

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

[iwilleatyourenglish]

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

[japanese-movie-god-at-yahoo]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[zigdirty]

We're not leaving this gem to languish in the comments:

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Re: number 4 — I worked at McDonald's in high school, and if we worked a long enough shift (4 hours or more, I think [look, this was a LONG time ago, so the fact I remember any of it is a miracle]) we also got a free meal. And we came up with the most unholy combinations of things to put on a bun. The creativity of bored, hungry minimum-wage food service workers is unparalleled.

(McDonald's is corporate, though, so they were never going to add our ridiculous — and ridiculously tasty — creations to the menu. Their loss.)

[transwalterdecourcey]

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

[necrophilologist]

So There's This Open Wound At The Heart Of The Text

[kaelio]

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

[kaelio]

the tag game on this post is so strong

[mikkeneko]

#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact

[dzekdzek]

daily affirmations:

I am not a jinx to the team I am rooting for

I am allowed to watch a game because my viewership will not alter the outcome of the game

I am but a drop in the bucket and the world is not affected by me watching a game

The score did not change because you looked at it funny

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]