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26y, she/her we like women here sir don’t follow me if you’re under 18

[goodsirs]

Widow's Bay 1.10 "We Hope You Enjoyed Your Time!"

[classic-jorts]

widow's bay is like what if a nightvale sister city situated on the coast of new england was ran by the spiritual successor to the mayor from jaws but the tourism push was motivated by crushing paternal guilt and his podunk constituents (including his son) did not respect his authority even a little bit. and the show was a comedy

[brimblebramble]

Was she in her 40s? - Skally, 16.06.26

[pedrospascaled]

WIDOW’S BAY S01E10 - We Hope You Enjoyed Your Time!

[log6]

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

[ostolero]

[finelythreadedsky]

[crabussy]

(no money voice) I have to go skiing I have to go scuba diving I have to buy and repair a vintage bicycle I have to get into makeup art I have to become a pet owner I have to get a tattoo I have to book a flight to another island I have to treat my friends to dinner I have to bet on losing dogs

[tbhsimpsfortoomanycharacterslmao]

spamton core?

[crabussy]

SO BECAUSE I HAVE NO MONEY I'M MR YUCKY POINTY THING????

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

[smoke-in-the-winds]

Me, talking to Paul of Tarsus whom I brought to the present: so, the Calvinist stance, called double predestination, follows that Christ only died particularly for the elect, who are unconditionally saved. The Arminian stance, however, argues that elect are only foreseen by God, but that Christ still died for all people who are saved conditional on their independent faith.

Paul: What do you mean it’s been two thousand years?? And he hasn’t come back yet?

Me: Yeah, anyways, see the thing is both sides use your writings as proof of their arguments, and I was just wondering what you actually meant, especially in Romans where you wrote-

Paul: Wait, are you sure you guys didn’t just miss him?

[whimsical-catacombs]

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

[whimsical-catacombs]

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

[whimsical-catacombs]

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

[dogpuppy]

Farting on my roommates door ft. Mysterious orb

[mulderrrrrrr]

thank you for all the love you all have given me on my xfiles art over the years! im sorry i dont post very frequently, honestly my motivation to make xfiles art has dwindled but im so grateful for all the support i’ve been given here :) thank you all

[veryluckyclovers]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[hakobore]

"Curiosity Killed My Beia" A comic I did for The Spinoff's Comic of the Month

[weepingwidar]

David Hockney (British, 1937-2026) - Dog Painting 13 (1995)

[elifinchsart]

my new bugsnax.... ibugprofen

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason