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[squeakitties]

helloooo nobody my name is Nobody and today i’m playing No Nights at Nothing’s

[squeakitties]

[nex1lawless]

cw for blood at the end,, !!!

MORE evil stonathan because i have an addiction and im proud of it.

,,okay goodnight

[rylandsgrace]

Stobin + being the worst best coworkers

[coloredlion]

Platonic with a capital P but you wouldn’t get it

[panties-on-boys]

i actually fucking hate mentioning IT and the person i’m talking to goes “oh the movie with the clown??” like. yeah. i fucking guess. IT IS THE LEAST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE FILM. IT’S FOUND FAMILY. IT’S BOYS IN LOVE IN THE 80s. IT’S BREAKING THE CYCLE. IT’S A GIRL BEING ONE OF THE BOYS. but i guess the stupid fucking dancing clown was also there. wasting everybody’s FUCKING TIME and killing RICHIE TOZIER’S BOYFRIEND

[leaffsheep]

[beepbeep-trashmouth]

she just sent me her location bruh wtf is this

[animentality]

[eyeballing9000]

[yellowsyro]

Mrs and Mrs Addams

[bylrlvr]

duffers i beg you to STOP this steve vs johnathan bs already. joe and charlie love each other so much i bet they’ve been dying to kiss each other on screen for years if you would just let them. LOOK at them

[northernfireart]

yeahhh. yeahyeahyeah for sure for sure cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt

[huffylemon]

[bedupolker]

what’s that video game with the two bi(?) marxists looking for a missing cat in the alps

[bedupolker]

Ok it was pokemon mystery dungeon, thanks everyone

[chloesimaginationthings]

The hardest challenge Michael had to do in FNAF,,

[gogglesaurus]

my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

[gogglesaurus]

all it knows is dig

level 31 and it just knows dig

[gogglesaurus]

what am i supposed to do with this

[gaypet-deactivated20150628]

is

is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”

as in

“homo festival”

[lovelive2k15-deactivated2015010]

yea this is good

[jajakuroneko-deactivated2018121]

Some more interesting information:

“Dig” in Japanese was originally “Ana wo horu,” which translates to “Dig a hole,” with the direct object’s being “Ana,” “a hole” and the verb’s being “horu,” “dig.”

The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”

“Horu,” in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning “to have anal sex (between two men).”

Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.

[lyrasyst]

I had a hunch so I looked into it, and I’m pretty convinced now that it being lv31 is also a pun, via goroawase (matching numbers phonetically to create words). there’s a lot of different ways you can do goroawase due to most digits having multiple possible pronunciations, but there’s one particular reading here that stands out:

3 can be san or mi. 1 can be ichi, hi, or to.

mito is a polite archaic word for genetalia.

its name is Homo Festival, its level is penis, and its only move is to fuck a man in the ass. a masterwork.

[grimeclown]

killing rom the vacuous spider and realizing that you still gotta fight more elder gods in order to end the nightmare

[grimeclown]

Had to be there i guess