i'm just fucking with you

sav !! | she/her? | 26 | queer | white | my ao3 (blog title from dinner in america matching with reese @fastidious-and-a-mess)

[gaysie]

in a post shane hollander and mel king world they don’t even diagnose you with autism anymore they just start making edits comparing you to snoopy and you’re like yeah understood

[lakevida]

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

[russianblush]

😛

[ilyasmole]

what a difference a year can make fr

[psychhound]

my first ttrpg audiobook dropping tomorrow 👀

[psychhound]

audiobook of with breath & sword, a solo journaling game that helps players calm down from anxiety, now available here!!!

[peachsnout-deactivated20190614]

Grandma poison water SNAPPED

[allesfresser]

Oh baby

[rougevelvet]

"We can figure something else out, okay?" "Okay."

[mrsducky]

What are you doin'? I am looking for my purpose. Your purpose? Mom says I need to find my purpose now that I lost my job at The Pet Zone.

DINNER IN AMERICA 2020, dir. Adam Carter Rehmeier

[seven-winged-liar]

brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone

[folkloregirlfriend]

one time i tagged a post with #perv instead of #prev by mistake and the op of that post blocked me

[markerofthemidnight]

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

[louisironson]

This sequence is like. This is comedy.

[lichfucker]

[image description: 3 stills of peter from american vandal. he’s watching a video made by sam. the first image is of the screen, displaying a selfie of peter. sam’s narration over the selfie says, “because this time his movie would be about his biggest passion of all… cocks.” peter pulls out one of his earbuds and glares wordlessly at sam. end id]

[deedala]

thwap

[ttaibhse]

love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

[pissvortex]

Just the Shrew of us… We can make it if we try…