i'm just fucking with you

sav !! | she/her? | 26 | queer | white | my ao3 (blog title from dinner in america matching with reese @fastidious-and-a-mess)

[gaysie]

in a post shane hollander and mel king world they don’t even diagnose you with autism anymore they just start making edits comparing you to snoopy and you’re like yeah understood

[9ofarc]

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

[kaijuerotica]

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

[charl0ttan]

They are automating uncles soon, in case you were worried about that

i was. i was really worried about a world of uncles who need to have handlers. i dont want anyone handling my uncle. im sorry uncle handlers

[bleachersgirl]

christmas caroling group finds out one of their members is also in a fourth of july caroling group

[exitwound]

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay

[cwunch]

[bisexualrozanov]

See you next season.

[beastliness]

superficial features which make a person objectively more attractive:

gender nonconformity

a profile in which the nose features prominently

striking and unusual voice

sexually repressed but in a way that I can work with

notable height (in either direction)

glasses

other unusual physical features (red hair, freckles, protruding ears, vitiligo, etc.)

visibly haunted

condemned by god to an eternity of suffering

plays an instrument

[bonivers]

i’m the coworker

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[chongoblog]

I could kill Macbeth. Not because I was born by c-section but because I can do what I want

[bellaswans-khakiskirt]

[magneatio]

rpf stand for real people fucked

[magneatio]

WAIT! itstands for Real Precious Friends

[graceebooks]

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

[heatedrivalryz]

Loyalty is important. HEATED RIVALRY | 1.06 — THE COTTAGE

[kateantropova]

literally no one loves Shane Hollander more than him ❤️ Hudson Williams wins Best Drama Actor and Breakthrough Performer at the Gold Derby TV Awards