YOU THOUGHT WE WERE RIDING TO HEAVEN

I MOTHERFUCKING LIIIED!!! 

[billzorp]

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c!billzo ask / roleplay blog. this is neither billzo or someone attempting to impersonate him, this is strictly meant to be the character! the admin running this is @enderwalk, feel free to follow if you enjoy my content. it's completely free, and you can always unfollow later! again, this is character billzo, this is my interpretation of what his hypothetical dream smp character would be. im not making a bio you can’t make me but i will give you guys this explanation post that i wrote at 1am. pfp credit + playlist + ratio

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#get boned : general text tag #crickets : ask tag #ooc tag : ooc posts #mediashare : reblogs #cricket connoisseur : tmmyrp

[tmmyrp]

why the hell are all your chests empty you’re such a shit host - @billzorp

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING THROUGH MY CHESTS

[billzorp]

i need armor, man! i didnt know you were poor, my GOD. no wonder you don’t have any bitches

[billzorp]

starting to think tommy isn’t coming back so you know what that means

[billzorp]

now i don’t think he’d miss all these diamonds too much

[billzorp]

WHY DOESNT HE HAVE SHIT IN HIS CHESTS?

[billzorp]

starting to think tommy isn’t coming back so you know what that means

[billzorp]

now i don’t think he’d miss all these diamonds too much

[billzorp]

starting to think tommy isn’t coming back so you know what that means

[billzorp]

oh god why are you here. leave youre going to get grime all over this server

[@beeeeeeeepbeeeeeeeep]

why am i here? why are YOU here? listen pal, this is my server now

[billzorp]

MY FUCKIN HOUSE NOW

[billzorp]

tough crowd i guess

[tmmyrp]

why do you have... twitch pajamas? - @billzorp

big believer. here have this fistful of cobble n sticks. good luck.

[billzorp]

can i get some food? look man, im real hungry i haven't eaten in days, im practically all skin and bones

[tmmyrp]

AAAA A A A A AAA A AAAAAAAAAA

[billzorp]

WHAT?

what, have you never seen a skeleton before? jesus, man!

[tmmyrp]

why do you have... twitch pajamas? - @billzorp

big believer. here have this fistful of cobble n sticks. good luck.

[billzorp]

can i get some food? look man, im real hungry i haven't eaten in days, im practically all skin and bones

[billzorp]

I FOUDN THE FUCKIN HILL HJOYUSE

[billzorp]

just ask him what the cords r king

HE WONT TELL ME!!!

[billzorp]

guess ill just follow this weird cake path and see where i end up

[billzorp]

bill zorp

haha, very funny, now seriously where is this stupid fucking hill house

[billzorp]

[ none of this was planned btw i made this acc on a whim but thank GOD tmmyrp isnt in petalsbrough ]

[billzorp]

what the fuck hill house is he talking about, i don't know his coords

[tmmyrp]

fuck this loser im going to bed

[billzorp]

wh- HEY! hey, hey, listen man, listen. i really need a place to stay, i know we got off on the wrong start and all but just help me out