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Emily. I like pretty things like jared padalecki's penis and incestuous brothers. Now with 100% more cannibalism. (Icon By: bananadaiquiri)

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Supernatural Hiatus Creations | Week Two Prompt: Urban Legends

Just a few selected entries from the Urban Legends and Folklore Section of Sam Winchester's Digital Library of the Supernatural. Click on them to see clearly. 

[ukwonswife-deactivated20170629]

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower

[bonni]

it really bothers me that so many people on this site treat ableism like it’s black and white.

just now i saw a post where op was like “i’m glad that spinners are popular because it normalizes fidgets and decreases stigma” and someone replied like “no!! it’s absolutely TERRIBLE that neurotypicals are using these fidgets because when they get in trouble they make things harder for mentally ill kids!!” and like you guys do realize that? you’re both right? it isn’t a decisive fact that neurotypicals using fidgets is either good or bad, there are both benefits and consequences that need to be taken into consideration.

a few months ago there was a post going around that was like, *neurotypical voice* why are you bouncing your leg, and somebody reblogged it saying that the post was ableist because autistic kids can get overstimulated by leg bouncing. i go to a school for the mentally disabled, and i’ve been in this exact scenario, my classmate wasn’t able to focus because i was bouncing my leg and although i felt bad i told him that i wouldn’t be able to stop for long because i do it subconsciously due to my adhd. he wasn’t being ableist for asking me to stop, and i wasn’t being ableist for saying i couldn’t, we just both had different needs. in the end, our compromise was that i went to work in the computer lab.

you have to understand that there is always more than one side to issues like these, and that we should be striving for understanding and balance over demonization of one side and blind support of the other. this is especially relevant when people on both sides are mentally ill or disabled, because sometimes symptoms will clash and you just need to deal with it.

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[madsciences]

they are ready to be picked

[owomon]

ripe

[jerkingoffintothesunset-blog]

application: so what makes you interested in working at our company?

me: please

[diet-poison]

[transfemininomenon]

phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that…… he did that for all of us

[tanku-deactivated20150907]

[snert42]

Hahahahha

[qaz369]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

this is the single greatest meme i have seen from any of my facebook groups and frankly y’all need to step up your game

[cherriielle]

somebody had to do it

( from @skatingviktor ‘s [post] )

[meaningsofthestars]

unclench your teeth

[oddishtea]

I need this texted to me every 15 minutes

[joshpeck]

the scene from spongebob where the guy says “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms.” was the pinnacle of television literally how did the writers of spongebob come up with that did they win a peabody award

[jodiefoster]

gillian anderson has made like three different generations of women gay ?? honestly imagine having that kind of power?? when is it going to end??? is anyone immune??? the answer is no.

[furbyteethmain]

A/N: oh my god I’m going to cry it’s so precious thank you so much

[oppasbitsh]

So mad at life

[cryingsweatybaby]