When Master said he could turn me into a bimbo i was like âlol, ya right!â But he like, insit⊠insisit⊠um, kept saying it was true! So i told him to prove it. And he was like âno, only if youâre seriousâ, and i was like âi am!â Anâ i totally was, cuz i used ta be super boring and serious about, like, everything, all the time. i know, right? i can hardly believe it either.
So we talked about it for, like, a suuuuper long time. Cuz Master wanted to be sure i was doing it of my own, like, free will or whatever. And i was all sarcasta-whatever, y'know, all like snotty and smarty-pants-ish about it, cuz i didnât think he could do it. Anâ he made me write some stuff, which was super boring, cuz reading and words and stuff are soooo lame.
But then he did this thing, where he just talked for a while, and his voice was all soft and sexy anâ i just kinda fell asleep! An Master talked to me while i was asleep, except i wasnât asleep, not really, i was in a hip-not-tick trance! Master taught me that word. An while i was in the trance thingy, i could hear what he was saying, anâ it was all, like⊠true! Like, he was sayinâ stuff that wasnât true, but when he said it, my brain was all like âohmigawd, i never thought of that, thatâs so smart!â Anâ my brain would, like, change or whatever, as soon as it heard what Master said! Donât worry, it was super confusing for me, too.
Anyway! iâm like, a super bimbo now. Anâ i love it, anâ Master loves it! But today he gave me this paper, anâ he said i had to read it. Anâ i got super pouty, because reading is soooo hard, and boring, anâ i hate it! But Master said it was important, so I was like âick, okayâŠâ cuz itâs super important to do what Master says.
So i read the dumb olâ paper, and it had a ton of lame words on it. It was super hard to figure out at first, but i got it even⊠evenchoo⊠after a long time. Anyway, this is what it said!
Dear future me (bimbo me?),
I hope that youâre happy. Iâm letting David try this bimbo-hypnosis thing heâs been going on about. I didnât believe such a thing was actually possible, but heâs been very serious about it. Heâs insisting I write this letter as some sort of fail-safe - that way if I (you) want out, or he abuses his âpowerâ in some way, thereâs a way to snap out of it. Seriously, I think heâs making too much of something thatâs not going to do anything.
I do have to admit, however: I hope it works. Maybe not permanently, of course, but⊠well, it sounds nice. Being a bimbo. Being pretty and simple. Doing as Iâm told. Letting David just be in charge. Heâs a sweet man and a wonderful husband, Iâm sure heâd be a good⊠well, owner, I suppose.
Anyway, potential-bimbo-Sarah-of-the-future, hereâs what you do. Itâs a simple phrase. Say it aloud three times and all the bimbo programming will vanish. So if youâre unhappy, or if you think Davidâs been mistreating you, or even if you just, I donât know, want a break, say this phrase. Remember, three times. Got it? Good. Here it is:-
i stopped reading there. i figured out what it was saying - it was gonna make me, like, be a not-bimbo again! Why would i ever wanna do that? It was the craziest thing i ever heard. i grabbed the stupid paper and crumpled it up, and tossed it right in the trash.
iâm so super lucky to have Master. He makes everything so perfect. Just like he did with me! i hope every girl in the world gets to be a silly li'l bimbo just like i am. Itâs the most fun thing ever!















