BIMERICA

steve rogers is bi i don't make the rules

[bimerica]

Normally I don’t post things like things like this but it’s really annoying me and writing it out helps, so here we go.

STOP MAKING ANAKIN THE BAD GUY IN THE DECEPTION ARC

Obi-Wan fakes his death and it was his idea to not tell Anakin, the boy he has known and trained since he was nine years old and knows about his attachment & anger issues. 

“Keeping Anakin on the outside was critical. Everyone knows how close we are. It was his reaction that sold the sniper. I'm sure of it.“ 

He deliberately left Anakin out because his real reaction would sell Obi-Wan’s death, Obi-Wan used their relationship for this mission and it’s fucked up.

Let’s not forget about Ahsoka who held Obi-Wan when he “died”, she had to feel his heartbeat slowdown and body get cold, imagine she’s calling out to him and saying that everything’s going to be alright, but he doesn’t answer. Imagine how traumatic that was for her. 

Anakin has already seen people he loves die in front of him, his mother who died in his arms and Ahsoka, who luckily got brought back to life with the help of The Daughter and The Father. Now he had to see Obi-Wan, the man he loved as a brother/father. The emotions he must of went through would have taken a toll on him; thinking of his mother and Ahsoka, thinking he wasn’t good enough to save Obi-Wan (because we all know he really puts himself down when something goes wrong) - thinking he was a bad Jedi for not being able to save his Master. Not to mention he was the one that moved his body, all of this mixed up must have really been hard for him, and Ahsoka.

But then Obi-Wan returns and Anakin is angry, and rightfully so. Obi-Wan doesn’t even apologise to Anakin (or Ahsoka), he tells them to forgive him which is way out of line, you don’t tell/ask someone to forgive you, you own up to what you did, actually apologise and give the person space and wait for them.

In many fanfics Anakin is angry at Obi-wan, yet Obi-Wan is angry at Anakin for not forgiving him, and he suffers from all these illnesses that make Anakin forgive him and being called a brat, whiny child etc.

No, just no. That’s not how it works. Obi-Wan stans need to release that what he did was wrong, that he needs to accept Anakin’s anger, apologise and take responsibility for his actions - stop babying him and making Anakin the bad guy, it’s just not right.

[elivanto]

like master, like padawan

[bimerica]

this is years late but i’m surprised dooku didn’t pick up ahsoka after she left the order. like he heard the news and was like “excuse me the council banned a sixteen year old girl from the order because they thought she bombed the temple with hardy any good evidence??? AND SHE’S PART OF MY LINAGE?!”

then when ahsoka tells him what happened he’s so fucking angry at the jedi council, especially yoda because “damn old man you should of seen through thr lies!” and mace windu “being framed and almost executed is NOT A FUCKING JEDI KNIGHT TRIAL!”

“skywalker was the only one who believed in you? hmmm, looks like he’s not so much of an idiot like i thought he was.”

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I love characters that have never been loved before experiencing it for the first time. They're taken aback by softness. They're confused by warm words and being cared for. They're almost scared by the loving way they're looked at. Fleeting tender touches send them reeling. Their heart almost feel like it's going to burst. What does it mean? All they know is they don't feel as though they deserve that, even if they reciprocate. It's been proven time again that they're unlovable and yet...

Being treated so gently feels so good and they aren't sure they want it to stop.

[501stbhg]

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[natm-ask-account]

I’m reblogging to both of my blogs bc I don’t need ppl like that here

[catty-artz]

Feel free to leave and never come back pedos

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Suggestive Sentence Starters

Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!

“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”

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Sweet words: Honeyed, meadow, elixir, ambrosia, seep, frolic, caress, nectar, syrup, sunkissed, fawn, doe, starlet, fig, almonds, vinaigrette, pear, shimmer, grin, pomegranate, tender, magnolia, dewy, spring, gardenia, translucent, elongated, linen, cotton, olive-skin, flushed, dawn, dusk, stained, and honeycomb.

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prompts

compilation of prompts by me, and many others to hopefully inspire you♡

cute/fluff:

“I’ll feel much better if you let me walk you home.”

“I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”

“Apparently all our friends have a bet going that we end up together.”

“you make me feel alive. for the first time ever, i feel like i can breathe”

“i fucking love you” “hang up, and tell me this when you’re sober”

“i really want to kiss you right now” “do it then”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“i’ve been falling in love with you since the first day we met”

“Sorry… your hair was in your face… thought I should move it so I could see you better.”

angsty/sad:

“i dont know how to exist in a world without you”

“The worst thing is, that even after all of that, I’m still in love with you.”

“did you at least think of me, when you were having sex with her?”

“no. the moment you saw me as a bet was the moment you fucked up.” 

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“i swear, if you say another word, i’ll leave.”

“that ship has sailed. i’ve had my one great love already”

“Would you just shut up and listen to me for two goddamn seconds?!”

“if i asked you to stay, would you?” 

“i don’t know who you are anymore”

“of course i still love you. but i hate myself for it.”

“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”

“i can’t have this argument with you again” “but-” “no. i’m done”

filth:

“Seeing you between my legs is so hot.”

“I may or may not have left some….marks.”

“I think we were a little too loud last night.”

“Really? You wanna have sex….here? Now?”

“the noises you make are incredible”

“You’ve been giving me bedroom eyes for the past half an hour - time to show me what, exactly, was on your mind.”

“we’re just…friends.” “friends don’t do this type of shit!”

“she may be all lollipops and candy bars, but I bet behind closed doors she’s hand cuffs and gags.”

“bite your lip once more, i dare you”

“what you gonna do about it, stud”

“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”

“god i love your hands” “lets put them to good use then”

“i know you can be louder than that.”

“come on. i want the neighbours to hear you scream”

“do you like that? like being in control?”

funny/miscellaneous:

“Never trust a man whose smile steals the breath right from your lungs.”

“Did you just slap my ass?” / “Actually, I firmly grasped it.” / “Did you just quote Spongebob?”

“I’m not a damsel in distress. i’m a damsel doing damage.”

“You couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions.”

“where have you been all my life?” “hiding from you”

“shut up with all that soulmate shit”

“I’d punch you, but that’d ruin that pretty little face of yours.”

“sorry, is that supposed to impress me?”

“Maybe you should leave the cooking to me.”

“so it’s a date?” “nope. not a date” 

“it’s because i’m so attractive isn’t it?” “i say this. and i cannot stress this enough. i find you completely repulsive.” 

“alright daddy long legs, next joke please”

credits to some of the accounts whose prompt lists inspired this one: @connorshero, @starman-thorsus-canos-jock, @glitterquadricorn, @calumsendgame, @alloveroliver, @justforshitsandcackles, @whcczes, @hellsdemonictrinity, @poeticparker, @dresupi

[witwerlove]

The evolution of Maul’s voice

[showmetheclones]

Oh MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY this is voice porn

[gershwyndl]

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mandalorian season 2 trailer:

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Maulsoka Fic Update: “The Poison Garden” Chapter 6: King Cup

Summary

: What do two intoxicated people do at a work party when both are trying to avoid their responsibilities for just one night? 

On the celebratory eve of Rebel Inc.’s acquisition by their evil overlord corporation, Malachor Corp., newly minted CTO, Ahsoka Tano, opts for one last hurrah before the news breaks that she’s been promoted. Mourning the loss of her mentor, concerned for her future, and utterly trashed by ten p.m., Ahsoka has a chance encounter on the dancefloor that changes everything. 

Time is money, money is power, power is freedom. But even the wealthy and powerful need a little help blowing off steam, and thank GOODNESS Maul has Asajj to help in that department. Not that he asked her, of course.

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Decadence, drugs, dancing, and lots of smut: A Maulsoka Corporate AU.

Pairing: Maul/Ahsoka Tano (maulsoka) Background Pairings: Anakin/Padme, Obi-Wan/Satine, Rose/Hux, Rey/Kylo Ren, Hera/Kanan, Finn/Poe, Asajj/Quinlan Warnings: Explicit sexual content, Dom/sub themes, Daddy Maul, Gang-related violence, Alcohol consumption, Recreational drug use, Power Dynamics, Praise Kink, Profanity, minor character death, accidental bodily injury, implied themes of previous emotional abuse, fairytale tropes, degenerative character arc, a total lack of respect for canonical timelines, dark themes, but also crackfic?

ALSO: There’s gorgeous art for this fic!

Excerpt from Ch. 6 below the cut…

Keep reading

[spaceacepearl]

Leela and Bender’s friendship 

[lordvaders]

𝟷.𝟻𝚔 𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐃𝐲𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐜 -> 𝑨𝒉𝒔𝒐𝒌𝒂 𝑻𝒂𝒏𝒐 & 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝑴𝒂𝒖𝒍

for  Maven  @aniidala

[thorizazz]

shower for mr stink man,,, smelly garbage boy,,,, little rat bastard

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Pictured: Maul, Ahsoka Tano, and Paul the Pug from The Poison Garden. Artwork by Mara Voev

I’ve been immensely fortunate to have had the opportunity to commission artwork from @maravoev for a real world corporate AU I’ve been working on. She translated a few sketchy ideas into a gorgeous rendering of these characters, and it’s been an absolute pleasure to see her process firsthand. She’s ten thousand percent a consummate professional, and I can’t wait to work with her again.

[obesessedwith]

Guys I-