Just an observer

I'm more of an observer than anything else. Will more likely reblogg anything that has to do with USWNT, Orphan Black, Carmilla, Brandi Carlile, The 1OO and anything else that I think needs a reblogg.

[jeffreyfleming]

@/thorunnj on tiktok

[emalemaleigh]

Info for WICC tournament. RIP to me and any other East Coast Thorns fans!

[xowoso]

[agent-sarahwalker]

well she’s not wrong

[agent-sarahwalker]

ok so i was making this for 2 reasons

1. a lot of people didnt recognize silvia neid

2. the way ko looks at abby is like ‘oooooh that’s your crush’ and it actually trascended me into the next dimension

[woso-rei]

May I add a picture of Neid from back when she played though?

I mean…

[bimodi]

Always worth a reblog!

[srsfunny]

Couldn’t you just pause it

[usedkarma]

oh my sweet summer child

[helthehatter]

Couldn’t you just pause it???😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[esteicy-blog]

COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[madamslayyy]

Pause?!?!

PAUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?

[nickidub718]

Pause???? 😂😂😂😂 Oh man, how old is this poor kid?

[dramaqueeenamby]

PAUSE?????

[angrywocunited]

[huntingvoldemortinamobilelibrary]

if you don’t think this carries an important message about our society then you are what is wrong with human society today

[denise-huxxtable]

And this is why when you see a post empowering and uplifting black women, do not invade it with “don’t you mean all women.” No, because this is not the reality of “all women.”

[doubleicon]

^ exactly.

[dottiep]

[frostyemma]

god fuck please yes

[thecsquirrel]

Listen, please take my money. Just take it.

[screenqueen71]

So ready for this!  Do it!!!!

[spikeghost-deactivated20240530]

[shatterpath]

I wasn’t going to watch anyway, but will now actively avoid!

[gif87a-com]

[neverthere12345]

But when the world needed him most…..

[youthetrevival]

I ain never seen a slinky trick in my life.

[rest-here-weary-traveller]

“I wanna be a slinky man!” he cried. “Make me a slinky man!”

But the Slinky Master did not answer, he just kept on slinking

[jay-kwellyn]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?

[jay-kwellyn]

Seeing as how most of my followers came from this post and it’s seems to never stop, I look like this now and my pronouns are She/Her. Jsyk

[northisnotup]

[kimmycup]

LOOK AT HER GO!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! SHE CAN DO A SALTO AND A PERFECT EYELINER!!!

[tokenofmydevotion]

Go Queen go!!

[jay-kwellyn]

Just reblogging this with my transition on it again cuz I guess a lot of people don’t see this version 🙃

[asettledsky]

Okay, so every single bit of that is impressive as hell.

But I’m definitely most impressed by that first clip where she managed to backflip and land on one foot six times and not snap her ankle in two.

[khadij-al-kubra]

A) she looks so PRETTY! B)that is incredibly impressive, but most importantly C) HOW does she NOT get dizzy?!

[screenqueen71]

Feeling dizzy and everything hurts after watching this.  

She is phenomenal!  In all aspects.

[jaubaius]

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

[serialreblogger]

!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.

Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food. 

i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!! 

[veeaziel]

every day i am percieved™️

[buzzfeed]

21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Up

[mrkevinmchale]

im crying

[notalwaysluminous]

a friend of mine forgot the word “lamp” once and said “light faucet”

[hey-i-like-writing]

forgot the word “lungs” and said “breathing box”

[desertsdaughter]

i recently forgot the word “purgatory” and said “the preparty to hell”

[official-lucifers-child]

forgot the word smoothie earlier and said “when fruit does a deadly dance”, and then said “jam but not cooked”, and then i angrily gestured to the blender and said “when you put the fruit in and say goodbye” anywho today has not been a good day for me

[kingscrown666]

@official-lucifers-child I’m sorry I had to I couldn’t help it I swear my hand slipped! 😂

[official-lucifers-child]

i’m crying

[imfemalewarrior]

I once forgot the word for rising bread so I said “when it gets swole”

-FemaleWarrior

[screenqueen71]

My wife can never remember the term “Dutch Oven” (when referring to cookware) so she’s always asking me, “What’s the pot that’s a fart under a blanket?!”

[milfhive]

SIGOURNEY WEAVER InStyle, February 2021.

[vethyourhalflingmother]

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

[fromwolfsandgods]

Chaotic good

[swordshapedleaves]

NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!

[dragkingandreweldritch]

this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work

malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism

[dracogotgame]

Always reblog for malicious compliance

[whitepeopletwitter]

[larksuibian]