"Funereal directors of rocking doom, ______ have committed their first undead body to the earth. Kicking up new dirt in the old graveyard, with a warm vintage sound that's as fresh as it is genuine. Dragging along truckloads of smoking riffs and coffins of classic, doom-laden heavy rock and roll, these young stalwarts of psychrock have the real magic of a future classic."
Papa Impervious: I wish I could somehow bring this paragraph to life so I could beat it to death with a crowbar and laugh at its cries.












