Newton Geiszler

Are you vaporizing from a solid state? Because you're sublime.

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@bionewt

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Well actually Ha would be Hahnium which is actually now Db Dubnium.

Indubitably good to know.

fhgdsd

I can’t tell if you’re annoyed or amused. Either way, I’m taking it as a win.

laughing too much to type

Are you vaporizing from a solid state? Because you're sublime.

submitted by an anonymous non-mod

@bionewt

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Well actually Ha would be Hahnium which is actually now Db Dubnium.

Indubitably good to know.

fhgdsd

Are you vaporizing from a solid state? Because you're sublime.

submitted by an anonymous non-mod

@bionewt

External image

Well actually Ha would be Hahnium which is actually now Db Dubnium.

Are you vaporizing from a solid state? Because you're sublime.

submitted by an anonymous non-mod

@bionewt

Been listening to too much Paramore, Tumblr

This ones much better.

((They have menswear now!))

#ooc

I have a crush on Clara.

uhtrue

Not so strictly platonic, then?

It is platonic as in “(of love or friendship) intimate and affectionate but not sexual.” I’m an asexual so I guess it wouldn’t be classified as a traditional crush.

Oh. That makes sense, then. I didn’t mean to be glib, by the way, I’m just never cool about these things - my mouth runs away with me. Or my fingers, as it were. If it helps…it’s mutual?

You really don’t need to talk about mouths running away with me, all I ever do is talk. Thats awesome! I have no idea what to do now because wow this is awesome!

Well, we could start with coffee. And more talking.

That’d be awesome.

When are you free?

Pretty much any time if that doesn’t sound pathetic.

No, not at all. Tomorrow, perhaps?

I can do that, sounds great.

Morning, afternoon, evening?

I’ve got classes until evening so probably then.

Maybe we should make it dinner? Seven?

#private #exception #bossoftime

That’d be great, you pick the place.

I have a crush on Clara.

uhtrue

Not so strictly platonic, then?

It is platonic as in “(of love or friendship) intimate and affectionate but not sexual.” I’m an asexual so I guess it wouldn’t be classified as a traditional crush.

Oh. That makes sense, then. I didn’t mean to be glib, by the way, I’m just never cool about these things - my mouth runs away with me. Or my fingers, as it were. If it helps…it’s mutual?

You really don’t need to talk about mouths running away with me, all I ever do is talk. Thats awesome! I have no idea what to do now because wow this is awesome!

Well, we could start with coffee. And more talking.

That’d be awesome.

When are you free?

Pretty much any time if that doesn’t sound pathetic.

No, not at all. Tomorrow, perhaps?

I can do that, sounds great.

Morning, afternoon, evening?

#private #Exception #bossoftime

I’ve got classes until evening so probably then.

I have a crush on Clara.

uhtrue

Not so strictly platonic, then?

It is platonic as in “(of love or friendship) intimate and affectionate but not sexual.” I’m an asexual so I guess it wouldn’t be classified as a traditional crush.

Oh. That makes sense, then. I didn’t mean to be glib, by the way, I’m just never cool about these things - my mouth runs away with me. Or my fingers, as it were. If it helps…it’s mutual?

You really don’t need to talk about mouths running away with me, all I ever do is talk. Thats awesome! I have no idea what to do now because wow this is awesome!

Well, we could start with coffee. And more talking.

That’d be awesome.

When are you free?

Pretty much any time if that doesn’t sound pathetic.

No, not at all. Tomorrow, perhaps?

#private #exception #bossoftime

I can do that, sounds great.

I have a crush on Clara.

uhtrue

Not so strictly platonic, then?

It is platonic as in “(of love or friendship) intimate and affectionate but not sexual.” I’m an asexual so I guess it wouldn’t be classified as a traditional crush.

Oh. That makes sense, then. I didn’t mean to be glib, by the way, I’m just never cool about these things - my mouth runs away with me. Or my fingers, as it were. If it helps…it’s mutual?

You really don’t need to talk about mouths running away with me, all I ever do is talk. Thats awesome! I have no idea what to do now because wow this is awesome!

Well, we could start with coffee. And more talking.

That’d be awesome.

When are you free?