Dude.

The one dude with the headbands that wrestles around the world and loves Tony Nese too much for his own good. Friend of all dogs. 04.01.12. / 12.31.12. The Princess Leia of my world. - NOT the real Trent. This is a RP BLOG.

[bionickneeman]

I’m going to record YOU DOING EVERYTHING LIKE A CREEPER.

You just got your own personal stalker.

I had one of those before and it was NOT pleasant.

I NEED AN ADULT.

[ilikegazelles]

I apologise right now for any of the dumb things I say or do while intoxicated tonight.

I’m a good person.

Sometimes.

[bionickneeman]

I’m going to record all of it.

[bionickneeman]

For you I’d hire a professional photographer. Studio-quality n00dz. <3

What the hell, man. It’s 11PM. It’s too early to make me swoon like this.

[ilikegirlsthatlikegazelles-blog]

…wait, this place changed.

I CAN IM PEOPLE NOW, FUCK YEAH.

[bionickneeman]

n00dz plz

[bionickneeman]

#teamTonyforlife

[bionickneeman]

…WE SHOULD PROBABLY GOOGLE THAT CAUSE I DON’T KNOW.

[britishvanity]

ONLY ON VERY RARE OCCASION, OK.

[bionickneeman]

I CAN HANDLE VERY RARE OCCASION. LIKE ON CHRISTMAS OR SOMETHING.

[britishvanity]

.trentisbetterandlikespuddingsofu:

PLEASE. I will buy so many teacup pigs and feed them bowls of ice cream.

..IS ICE CREAM GOOD FOR THEM?

[bionickneeman]

...WE SHOULD PROBABLY GOOGLE THAT CAUSE I DON'T KNOW.

[bionickneeman]

We’ll be able to buy five houses :|

[britishvanity]

We could have a teacup pig farm.

[bionickneeman]

PLEASE. I will buy so many teacup pigs and feed them bowls of ice cream.

[bionickneeman]

See? We’re so smart figuring out all of John Cena’s secret. WE CAN EXPLOIT HIM TO THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD.

[britishvanity]

We could make SO MUCH MONEY.

[bionickneeman]

We'll be able to buy five houses :|

[bionickneeman]

No one can ignore rocks. They hurt.  A LOT. They even hurt Superman, SO. HE IS DOOMED.

BRING IT IN. 

[britishvanity]

plus green. I think he wears green so everyone thinks he likes it, but inside, it burns him. 

AAAAAAAAAH

[bionickneeman]

See? We're so smart figuring out all of John Cena's secret. WE CAN EXPLOIT HIM TO THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD.

[bionickneeman]

Because he is Superman and no one can figure out his weaknesses. HE HAS THEM. EVERY SUPERMAN DOES.

YES. 50. RIGHT NOW. OPEN THOSE ARMS.

[britishvanity]

I’ll find some green rocks and throw them at his BIG, FAT HEAD. >:( LET’S SEE IF HE CAN IGNORE THAT.

THEY’RE OPEN. ENDLESSLY OPEN.

[bionickneeman]

No one can ignore rocks. They hurt.  A LOT. They even hurt Superman, SO. HE IS DOOMED.

BRING IT IN. 

[bionickneeman]

EVEN THE HORSES. WELL JOHN CENA IS A DOODY POOPOO HEAD THAT STEALS COOKIES. SO. WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT HIM?!

YES. ALL THE HUGS. EMPHASIS ON HUGS.

[britishvanity]

That’s he’s literally Satan. ;___; WHY HAS NO ONE STOPPED HIM?

50 HUGS. IMMEDIATELY.

[bionickneeman]

Because he is Superman and no one can figure out his weaknesses. HE HAS THEM. EVERY SUPERMAN DOES.

YES. 50. RIGHT NOW. OPEN THOSE ARMS.

[bionickneeman]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

I would share all my animals with you. EVERY. SINGLE ONE.

SEE? SHARING IS LOVE.

[britishvanity]

EVEN THE HORSES? CENA STILL STEALS THE ONE SHAWN SAYS IS MINE FROM ME. ;____;

SHARING IS LOVE AND CARING AND HUGS.

[bionickneeman]

EVEN THE HORSES. WELL JOHN CENA IS A DOODY POOPOO HEAD THAT STEALS COOKIES. SO. WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT HIM?!

YES. ALL THE HUGS. EMPHASIS ON HUGS.

[bionickneeman]

britishvanity replied to your photo:I WANT IT

no, it’s mine

I demand that we share.

[britishvanity]

………..

ok, only ‘cause it’s you, FINE.

[bionickneeman]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

I would share all my animals with you. EVERY. SINGLE ONE.

SEE? SHARING IS LOVE.

[bionickneeman]

britishvanity replied to your photo:I WANT IT

no, it’s mine

I demand that we share.

[bionickneeman]

I WANT IT

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

[bionickneeman]

…I think an intervention is good. It might be the only way to get him to stop.

Or think about stopping.

Though I doubt he ever will.

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

We owe it to ourselves to at least TRY. :|

[bionickneeman]

The attempt would be worth it :| cause at least we tried.