I’m going to record YOU DOING EVERYTHING LIKE A CREEPER.
You just got your own personal stalker.
I had one of those before and it was NOT pleasant.
I NEED AN ADULT.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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I’m going to record YOU DOING EVERYTHING LIKE A CREEPER.
You just got your own personal stalker.
I had one of those before and it was NOT pleasant.
I NEED AN ADULT.
I apologise right now for any of the dumb things I say or do while intoxicated tonight.
I’m a good person.
Sometimes.
I’m going to record all of it.
For you I’d hire a professional photographer. Studio-quality n00dz. <3
What the hell, man. It’s 11PM. It’s too early to make me swoon like this.
…wait, this place changed.
I CAN IM PEOPLE NOW, FUCK YEAH.
n00dz plz
#teamTonyforlife
…WE SHOULD PROBABLY GOOGLE THAT CAUSE I DON’T KNOW.
ONLY ON VERY RARE OCCASION, OK.
I CAN HANDLE VERY RARE OCCASION. LIKE ON CHRISTMAS OR SOMETHING.
.trentisbetterandlikespuddingsofu:
PLEASE. I will buy so many teacup pigs and feed them bowls of ice cream.
..IS ICE CREAM GOOD FOR THEM?
...WE SHOULD PROBABLY GOOGLE THAT CAUSE I DON'T KNOW.
We’ll be able to buy five houses :|
We could have a teacup pig farm.
PLEASE. I will buy so many teacup pigs and feed them bowls of ice cream.
See? We’re so smart figuring out all of John Cena’s secret. WE CAN EXPLOIT HIM TO THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD.
We could make SO MUCH MONEY.
We'll be able to buy five houses :|
No one can ignore rocks. They hurt. A LOT. They even hurt Superman, SO. HE IS DOOMED.
BRING IT IN.
plus green. I think he wears green so everyone thinks he likes it, but inside, it burns him.
AAAAAAAAAH
See? We're so smart figuring out all of John Cena's secret. WE CAN EXPLOIT HIM TO THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD.
Because he is Superman and no one can figure out his weaknesses. HE HAS THEM. EVERY SUPERMAN DOES.
YES. 50. RIGHT NOW. OPEN THOSE ARMS.
I’ll find some green rocks and throw them at his BIG, FAT HEAD. >:( LET’S SEE IF HE CAN IGNORE THAT.
THEY’RE OPEN. ENDLESSLY OPEN.
No one can ignore rocks. They hurt. A LOT. They even hurt Superman, SO. HE IS DOOMED.
BRING IT IN.
EVEN THE HORSES. WELL JOHN CENA IS A DOODY POOPOO HEAD THAT STEALS COOKIES. SO. WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT HIM?!
YES. ALL THE HUGS. EMPHASIS ON HUGS.
That’s he’s literally Satan. ;___; WHY HAS NO ONE STOPPED HIM?
50 HUGS. IMMEDIATELY.
Because he is Superman and no one can figure out his weaknesses. HE HAS THEM. EVERY SUPERMAN DOES.
YES. 50. RIGHT NOW. OPEN THOSE ARMS.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
I would share all my animals with you. EVERY. SINGLE ONE.
SEE? SHARING IS LOVE.
EVEN THE HORSES? CENA STILL STEALS THE ONE SHAWN SAYS IS MINE FROM ME. ;____;
SHARING IS LOVE AND CARING AND HUGS.
EVEN THE HORSES. WELL JOHN CENA IS A DOODY POOPOO HEAD THAT STEALS COOKIES. SO. WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT HIM?!
YES. ALL THE HUGS. EMPHASIS ON HUGS.
britishvanity replied to your photo:I WANT IT
no, it’s mine
I demand that we share.
………..
ok, only ‘cause it’s you, FINE.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
I would share all my animals with you. EVERY. SINGLE ONE.
SEE? SHARING IS LOVE.
britishvanity replied to your photo:I WANT IT
no, it’s mine
I demand that we share.
I WANT IT
…I think an intervention is good. It might be the only way to get him to stop.
Or think about stopping.
Though I doubt he ever will.
We owe it to ourselves to at least TRY. :|
The attempt would be worth it :| cause at least we tried.