Est. 1985

Professional wrestler. Business owner. Personal trainer. Trent stan. Premiere Athlete. Strong Island dude. Married to a girl who cosplays and plays too many video games.Roleplaying blog! 

[miniature--spice]

ONLY HALF VALID WHEN IT COMES TO MINE OBVS MAN OBVS

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

......okay listen what you NOT ABOUT TO DO IS DISRESPECT ME IN FRONT OF MY CHILD IN MY OWN DAMN HOUSE.

[miniature--spice]

All I’ve heard today was @seriouslyfuckchrismasters complain about kovu being in my purse. HE’S FINE. IT’S HIS SAFE SPACE….and he doesn’t shit in it so it’s fine.

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

HE’S A BOY.

HE SHOULDN’T BE IN THERE.

[miniature--spice]

HE’S COMFY THOUGH!

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

The car seats are cushioned.

HOW MUCH COMFORT DOES HE NEED?

STOP SPOILING HIM.

[miniature--spice]

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO TREAT MY SON

HE’S COMFY. LET THE BOY FEEL COMFORT

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

WTF HE’S MY SON TOO.

I HAVE A SAY IN HOW HE’S RAISED, THEA.

MY OPINIONS ARE VALID.

[miniature--spice]

All I’ve heard today was @seriouslyfuckchrismasters complain about kovu being in my purse. HE’S FINE. IT’S HIS SAFE SPACE….and he doesn’t shit in it so it’s fine.

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

HE’S A BOY.

HE SHOULDN’T BE IN THERE.

[miniature--spice]

HE’S COMFY THOUGH!

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

The car seats are cushioned.

HOW MUCH COMFORT DOES HE NEED?

STOP SPOILING HIM.

[miniature--spice]

All I’ve heard today was @seriouslyfuckchrismasters complain about kovu being in my purse. HE’S FINE. IT’S HIS SAFE SPACE….and he doesn’t shit in it so it’s fine.

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

HE’S A BOY.

HE SHOULDN’T BE IN THERE.

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

Keep our son out of your purse, I said.

He can’t even fit, she said.

WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THIS, I SAY. @miniature--spice

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

:( ok no I can’t.

BUT I CAN FROWN REALLY HARD.

[daqueenofqueens]

;____; But we can still have sleepovers, okay. ;__;

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

Sigh. :'( I suppose that'll do.

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

….says who?

WHO TOLD THAT LIE?

I WILL PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE.

[daqueenofqueens]

you can’t punch JESUS IN THE FACE.

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

:( ok no I can't.

BUT I CAN FROWN REALLY HARD.

[daqueenofqueens]

seriouslyfuckchrismasters replied to your post:That sweet, sweet moment when you find the perfect…

BUT

I CAN’T BUM OFF YOU FOREVER, TONY. ;___;

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

....says who?

WHO TOLD THAT LIE?

I WILL PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE.

[miniature--spice]

Today is a weird day but thank god for Tony and his butt.

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

Da booty is here for all eternity, gurl. 

Hearts and stuff. ;)

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

You're both just really inspirational guys and you make this business better by being in it. Even though Kofi is NOT as nice as he wants you all to believe. #TeamTrent Johnny however is a precious angel and I will bite the face off of anyone who disagrees. >:| Y'all. Happy birthday, dudes!

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

Hehhhhhh.

[quitethelikeableman]

.. well those are some mighty fine pictures chosen of us!

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

You jezebel you.

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

fuckyourmoonsaultbitch replied to your post:fuckyourmoonsaultbitch replied to your...

Rebel Wilson

....I can see it.

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

fuckyourmoonsaultbitch replied to your post:fuckyourmoonsaultbitch

Glad to know what you look like in drag.

I'm still waiting to see what you look like out of it.

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

fuckyourmoonsaultbitch

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

....um.

We'll talk.

We shall talk.

But BIG CONGRATS TO YOU, CHAS.

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

That's some shit though what the fuck.

[takenonamesjustfaces-blog]

:)

[seriouslyfuckchrismasters]

I mean you can smile all you want but you realize that you've crossed a line, yea?