clown

if i see u on the street i’ll kick u

[balladofthelamb-deactivated2022]

justice for weird girls everywhere who are now strange boys but still weird girls at heart

[martinskki]

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

[nieyao]

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

[vault11overseer]

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

[nieyao]

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

[robotsarecoolaf]

[wumblr]

did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

[wumblr]

you know, the dashcon baby… the baby born in the ballpit at dashcon

[the-worm-man]

what

[brokenbloodymolars]

Th e

What

[wumblr]

the dashcon baby

[eternal-fractal]

at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around the “event”, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.

[wumblr]

great post everybody

[eternal-fractal]

I helped!

[callmebliss]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tottosgreatadventure]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

[legendaryjellyfishfest]

[burntspoons]

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

me

[ladygolem]

hair: detachable

torso: crushed

dick: out

the lower half of my body is forcibly ejected from the hydraulic press at ninety miles an hour

[railroadsoftware]

little ceasers deep dick pizza

that’s not what it’s called nor do i believe that’s what you think it’s called. you’re simply being a wise cracker and it’s pathetic.

[thecryptkeeper]

loved the age where you could look up paranormal stuff and have no gauge of what’s real/fake so you’re just like “oh my god …. a ghost caught on tape and no one is talking about this”

[thecryptkeeper]

ten year old me after seeing the grainiest picture imaginable of a figure in a cemetery:

[unclefather]

[amshiiii]

whats ur role in the tumblr community how do you contribute

[dsmsix]

I take care of dragon

[malebite]

????? what dragon

[dsmsix]

dragon th... dragon these...

nuts across your face

[foulserpent]

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire

[plantparenthood]

are you a .. .horse

[yo-its-matt]

[just-abnormal-human]

These are very high quality images trying very hard to look like very low quality images

[chris-evans]

[fatsexybitch]

I had to turn on the RADIO

[albertnatural]

who the fuck thinks “i want to see 3 completely identical, smooth, blue men get absolutely soaked in paint that they tap off their little drums.” nobody.

[quorpiest]

Sounds like you’re jealous they didn’t let you in the group

[albertnatural]

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[autisticexpression]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[big-x]

Blue Man Group

Percussion band that performs in blue body paint. Frequently adding liquid effects to the instruments for visual effect.

[albertnatural]

cool video but im talking about some other guys i know

[choppedcowboydinosaur]

Saw them in Vegas once. They were surprisingly good.

[ceddar-cheez]

Saw them off-Broadway in NYC, they do more than just paint on percussion, it’s a wild preformence

[albertnatural]

i feel like you guys aren’t listening to me

[unclefather]

look at what they did to spunch bob

[unclefather]

they de hydated him

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

[crittre-moved-deactivated202410]

[chessys]

what’s a good cutoff age for tumblr

no one should be on tumblr

[jari-memes-that-melt-steel-beams]

I met the woman of my dreams on Tumblr ^_^

[friendly-octopus]

I met the man of my dreams on Tumblr 👀😁

[chessys]

i met a girl who made a hate blog about me and threatened to leak my nudes!!!

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