I've been HORRIBLY BULLIED to make a return here~. So here I am!
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I've been HORRIBLY BULLIED to make a return here~. So here I am!
twiistedxwonderland:
“DUMBASS.”
“Aww~. I love you too, Jamil!”
“Stupid bird.”
“I think you said stupid by accident when you meant ‘handsome and intelligent’~.”
𝟑, 𝟒, 𝟓 ♡ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄
“ let’s go home. ” “ um, excuse me? ” “ you broke it. ” “ need a hand? ” “ please, help me. ” “ i missed you. ” “ i’m not sorry. ” “ tell the truth. ” “ what happened here? ” “ got a minute? ” “ life’s a bitch. ” “ you’ve done enough. ” “ i’m still learning. ” “ don’t touch me. ” “ was that you? ” “ there’s no god. ” “ you deserve better. ” “ you’re a saint. ” “ you are enough. ” “ maybe you’re right. ” “ this will pass. ” “ you complete me. ” “ you got this. ”
𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑
“ don’t be so dramatic. ” “ no guts, no glory. ” “ i’m calling for help. ” “ run away with me. ” “ it’s always been you. ” “ some things take time. ” “ you’re being awfully quiet. ” “ please don’t hurt me. ” “ snap out of it. ” “ did you miss me? ” “ how do i look? ” “ i wanna get better. ” “ whatever floats your boat. ” “ i’ll love you always. ” “ what are you waiting for? ” “ at least i tried. ” “ give me a kiss. ” “ what’s the fucking point? ” “ god, i love you. ” “ i’m doing my best. ” “ i waited for you. ” “ you woke me up. ” “ stay with me tonight. ”
𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄
“ you can’t keep doing this. ” “ i think i love you … ” “ you make me feel special. ” “ are you upset with me? ” “ you need to heal first. ” “ let me see the wound. ” “ is your brain even on? ” “ don’t give up on me. ” “ you are perfect to me. ” “ i can’t take this anymore. ” “ you are my favorite person. ” “ you had me at ‘ hello. ’ ” “ i wanted to see you. ” “ don’t give me that look. ” “ you’re a work of art. ” “ i’m not scared of you. ” “ i have … so many questions. ” “ do you think i’m stupid? ” “ just tell me what happened. ” “ i just want to help. ” “ we need to be careful. ” “ what did you just say? ” “ i miss talking to you. ”
twiistedxwonderland:
“Nope.”
He drops a fish on Mahir’s face and then walks off with the rest of the food.
“Score~. Food for me!”
twiistedxwonderland:
“You know what you did, bird boy.”
“I can’t believe this.. Jamil is leaving me here to starve after I stole that food for him. Is there no loyalty in the world?”
twiistedxwonderland:
“No fuck you.”
“What did I do?? I’m completely innocent in this.”
twiistedxwonderland:
“EXCUSE ME, WHAT?! MY FUTURE WHAT NOW?! DON’T BE TALKING LIKE MY E–
UURRRRGHHHHHHHH!”
“.. Sooo you’ll be sharing the fish you cook then instead right~?”
twiistedxwonderland:
“I AM GOING TO GRAB THE CRACKERS, MAHIR. I AM GOING TO SHOVE FIVE IN THAT BIG MOUTH OF YOURS, MAHIR.”
“You can’t do that to your future husband! It would be abuse! Just because you can’t admit you love me doesn’t mean you can break out the crackers!”
twiistedxwonderland:
………………………………………………….
“I will shove the BIGGEST cracker I can find RIGHT into your mouth.”
“Hey! That kinda threat is uncalled for! Besides.. When you say that, it sounds like you’re just in denial about wantin’ a smooch~.” Mahir PLEASE.
twiistedxwonderland:
“… Of COURSE you’d want me to share. Should have known this wasn’t free.”
Sticks his tongue out.
“Awww come now, Jamil~. You know you’re too cute when you decide to pout.” Mahir smirked at the other and leaned in. “The little matter of payment could be settled if you gave me a little kiss too~.”
twiistedxwonderland:
“IF Jade was there? Mahir. You DO realize Floyd is the MOST likely to eat someone WITH witnesses watching right? His mood determines everything. You must have caught him in a lazy mood if getting away was easy.
But thanks. I’ll be sure to use them in my cooking~”
“I am well aware of that, this is why the are called MURDER NOODLES.. And you better share whatever you cook, Jamil! I did put myself at risk to get that for you~.”
twiistedxwonderland:
“Eel almost get you~?”
“I only got away because it was Floyd! If Jade was there, I’d be in real trouble.. But I managed to get some fancy cuts of fish and veggies for ya, Jamil~.”
“That damn noodle! I only managed to get some food and some silverware on the way out. What a lousy haul!”
twiistedxwonderland:
“I’m not an idiot, you know.” Uh oh he’s ticked off now.
“You don’t work for Mostro Lounge. Nor do you have an anemone on your head…”
Oh shit the murder noodle was onto him.. This called for one of his many talents! “Oh uh.. About that..” He ‘threw’ his voice and changed it to sound just like Azul’s, behind Floyd. “Floyd! What is going on here?” Even if the other didn’t turn around, Mahir grabbed his bag and made a mad dash for the exit! “Sorry, gotta run! I’m not on the menu today!”
twiistedxwonderland:
For a moment, he watches the other walk to the kitchen. Then, finally, he gets up and walks on in as well, hands in his pockets.
“What’cha doooooooooooin’?”
Mahir didn’t expect Floyd to get off the ground already! Usually that guy would mope around longer then that when in one of his moods. “Oh me? Just uh.. checkin’ out security. Azul asked me and all~.” He totally wasn’t grabbing some food to put in his bag.
twiistedxwonderland:
“… Eh, I don’t really wanna.” He lays down on the floor.
“Well since you’re all nice and comfy on the ground..” Mahir was going to sneak into the kitchen to help himself to some of the food.