bird crow from flight world

sold my pronouns :( any all

[niceinchnails]

Bender the performer

[niceinchnails]

I really really like these esp the chartreuse ones. I wish more things came in neon transparent chartreuse. also for the spoons themselves especially the right I love their texture

[birdcroww]

lovelipastas: I'm going to jeff the hug you!

[birdcroww]

booty shorts with "these were misprinted" on the front

[birdcroww]

if kubo had three maybe four strings he would've been set for life

[birdcroww]

porn parody of upton sinclair’s the jungle

[birdcroww]

She meet my packing!

[birdcroww]

porn parody of upton sinclair’s the jungle

[birdcroww]

Tony Zamiroquai

[ brother of Jamiroquai ]

[birdcroww]

sneat

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fun way to pass the time at work: make "green parodys" of all the songs over the radio.

[birdcroww]

KALSHI ON IF I MAKE RENT THIS MONTH

[memorycycle]

he stole 1 penny from her hot dog cart and she chased him across the world and her hot dog cart sat there and nobody touched it out of respect

[memorycycle]

the hot dog stand was there for 100 years and nobody touched it out of respect and the rain didnt rain on it and the wind didnt blow it and time didnt decay it and 100 years later when she got her penny back the hot dog stand started coughing and the neighborhoods kids said whats wrong and it started coughing and said i dont have much time left and they said no and the hot dogs started smelling bad and the kids cried and the kids started smelling bad and the candles started smelling gioood

[niceinchnails]

[birdcroww]

New controversial crayola colors:

blood red

earwax orange

pus yellow

snot green

beauty blue

purple shit

[birdcroww]

im so good at holding in sneezes in my thnose though they do come out my ear instead

[birdcroww]

yes! yes)

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gay akinator: does your character live on boner street?

[birdcroww]

would your character like to live on boner street!