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(DONT REPOST MY ART) im sam !

[fanonical]

‘by talos this can’t be happening’? no, friend. through talos all things are possible. have faith.

[birdpaladin]

recent cd drawing i did to use up some hoarded stickers heh

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"ANIMAL PRESERVE" (2004), HOBVIAS SUDONEIGHM

[birdpaladin]

recent cd drawing i did to use up some hoarded stickers heh

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[chips1977]

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

[sherdnerd]

[amphibianshaped]

[shalida]

REIMAGINED PUCCA GIRLS 🩷♥️💜

[worstgirleva]

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

[flork-of-cows-official]

Do you get hazard pay?

I don’t get paid at all!

[letter-replacinator]

I don’t get laid at all!

[flork-of-cows-official]

HEY

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[warriorprincesstramp]

the ear nose and throat being all connected is so heinous

[warriorprincesstramp]

worst throuple ever and the sex is disgusting!!!

[reaiiygoodusername]

I’m gonna kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) someone else (remembers murder is bad) on accident (realizes it’s not an accident if I say I’m gonna do it) and I know because I’m from the future (remembers lying is bad) no I’m not (feels guilty) I’m so so sorry (remembers actions speak louder than words) (does a backflip)

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[birdpaladin]

HI GUYS IM DOING A MINI SHOP OPENING UNTIL 3/20 TO TRY AND GET BACK INTO THE GAME HEHE !! come and get some of my original sticker designs and give em a loving home :-)

US shipping only for now sorry !!

[birdpaladin]

LAST DAYYYYY