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i ❤️ my wife 💍 /p bea, 17, she/her

[bea-yotch]

hiii!

i'm bea, and i post random stuff and reblog a lot more random stuff because it's fun! you can ask me anything, i don't bite :>

this section will update ALL the time, but i'll probably post things about having curly hair, the owl house, epic the musical, the good place, hazbin hotel and helluva boss, the bbc show merlin, tinkerbell and the tinkerbell movies, frozen, tangled, singing, professionally and existentially tweaking out, theatre stuff in general, cute animals, heathers, wanting to kiss women, project hail mary, gravity falls, memes, and maybe a bit of us politics if i'm feeling particularly offensive >:]

if that sounds you-adjacent, feel free to dm! i'd love to make a friend or two :D

anyways some things about me, pics,and moots under the cut

she/her please :]

enneagram 2w1, enfp!

gemini lol

my favorite colors are medium-dark purple and sage green! i would be more specific, but i'm not well-versed on shades of purple besides royal and lavender and those definitely aren't it lol

my favorite animal is an octopus but i love all sorts of sea critters and just animals in general. i'm so not normal about leaf sheep lol

i have anxiety and depression and am currently in therapy - my therapist fuckin rocks dude

speaking of that, i'm not diagnosed(!!!) but my therapist thinks i have adhd or maybe autism or maybe both (? she's less sure about the autism)

i'm an exmormon agnostic atheist (probably? i mean the existence of god is irrelevant to me but hey i guess it's possible)

im HELLA gifted kid and i'm stumbling upon the burnout very quickly

i am in the process of learning asl!! (and by that i mean i learn about one word a month but! i can letter spell very fast)

i'm strangely good at mariokart wii specifically?

i really love baking!!!

i'm ADDICTED to fruit

i can play 3 different instruments - piano, flute, and guitar (5 if you count the kazoo and the fact that i can figure things out on a recorder if you give me five minutes)

i am very very not straight but i'm not quite sure how. i think im bisexual panromantic but on the other hand thats apparently way too radical woke left of me so uh

fuck trump

i'm on a epic quest of figuring out how to love myself and my body!!

i'm really into weird earrings, and i have a huge collection! i make most of them as well :3

my favorite slushie flavor is cherry limeade!

my spotify is here! -> https://open.spotify.com/user/4bakl6j6iffl9haxurdk0ghyz?si=9m8LC-tIRkKxxwEHZjoZfw

my tags are #bea's thoughts [anything that isn't just a tagless reblog], #bea answers [for ask/tag games], bea's ocs [anything about my characters], #my irls [anything about my irls], #my moots [anything about my mutuals] and #my talented moots [my mutuals made something excellent and cool and i want to share] :D

moot appreciation! [under construction]

@weirdgayweevil - ciara caterpillar! 🐛 i love how much you care about your interests, every bug post i reblog is specifically for you lmaooo ilysm! ♡♡♡

@mysticaleldritchpunk - blair bear! 🧸 im obsessed with your fashion sense and your empathy for those around you. your hair is so fucking cool it's my favorite thing to look at lol we should play minecraft more! ilyyyyy ♡♡♡

@apple-anachronism gremla the goatttt 🐐 ilysm, think about you all the time! dm me when you're off your hiatus, ily ♡♡♡

@a-bat-called-ash ash bat! 🦇 i've known you for like six years and yet i learn something new about/from you every day. i love you so much, i love rping with you, i love making up stories and playlists and scenarios with you! you're the first person that ever truly knew me and you're invited to my wedding ♡♡♡

@dont-judgemywaffles chasio mcllama! 🦙 you're so hilarious, i love talking to you about how crazy mormons are and i could not ask for a more supportive friend. our music tastes are basically identical and it brings me so much joy, and it's because of you that i can crank out an xDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxD in five seconds flat lmao i hope to meet you in real life someday, you are also invited to my wedding ♡♡♡

@girl-on-the-subway - sadie daisy! 🌻 girl im not gonna lie i would wife you up in an instant if you lived near me... well. we're already married (WIFEEEE ♡♡♡) but like you know what i mean. you're so gorgeous and talented with jewelry - you're basically a metalbender! ilyyy darling ♡♡♡

@looneygiggles looney ladybug! 🐞pretty sure you were my first moot! your love of heathers brought me to you and it is so awesome. praying you get infinite kuhoo audios, ily ♡♡♡

@i-be-robin-um-the-uh robin the robin! 🐦 i don't know you well yet, but you are hilarious and i'm excited to get to know you better! ily ♡♡♡

@graizy gray the gay LMAO 🌈 you have top 10 reblogs, idk you well yet either but you seem so cool im lwk scared of you 😅 ily, hoping to get to know you better ♡♡♡

@gayblooper shade snail! 🐌 you are so fucking cool i love scrolling your feed so much how are you so cool 😭😭 ilyyyy dm me id love to talk to you more ♡♡♡

@affectionatealbatross faye fairy! 🧚‍♀️ you are so delightful and kind, i love interacting with you :3 your sweetness and unmatched empathy are my favorite parts about you, you're like a turkish delight!!! ily, looking forward to knowing you ♡♡♡

@just-a-silly-jellyfish jellyfishhh 🪼 FINALLY someone who shares my interests!!! twin we have to talk more - your blog theme is staggeringly beautiful ily ♡♡♡

@unapologeticpristinelamb lamb! 🐑 girllll your blog is so cunt im obsessed w you, you're so funny and full of spunk and whimsy :D i want to get to know you! ily queen ♡♡♡

@femmour my darling dove! 🕊 persephone reincarnated in body and in soul, how are you so gorgeous- you're such a sweetheart and i love talking to you. the half-joking flirting is my fave lolol ilysm!!! ♡♡♡

@221lesbiandconfused busy bee! 🐝 we're basically name twins and your intro collage is gorge, what's not to ♡? i want to get to know you better and ilysmmm

@pearl3cnt pretty pearl! 🦪 your hot takes are just unbelievably cold. they're cold gives. you're right about everything and you're hilarious about it. love your user, hope to get to know you better! ily ♡♡♡

@the-aricher ari alligator! 🐊 your intro post is so aesthetic and you make me laugh so easily! i love that you bring a sense of whimsy and a whole lotta sonder to the function and ily ♡♡♡

@milessiana mina mingo! 🦩 you are so nonjudgemental and chill, i love that about you. whenever you reblog a post of mine i totally light up! here's to getting to know each other better in 2026, ily ♡♡♡

@rowen-is-queer rowen rabbit! 🐇 you're not too active at the moment but i would love to dm sometime and find out more about you! ilyyy ♡♡♡

@kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 kai cobra! 🐍(HAHHAA) i enjoy talking to you a lot - the popularity doesn't go to your head and that is awesome.(and yes, you are super popular!) ily ♡♡♡

@veronica-deadgirlwalking veronica vixen! 🦌 another mutual heathers fan - thanks for being so welcoming and excited about new mutuals when i popped in! id love to get to know you better, ily ♡♡♡

@sparkspacey sierra sunshine ☀️ my number one ride or die theatre kid!! we're singing seventeen from heathers and I'm soooo excited, ily! ♡♡♡

@someaverageteenagegirl once you get off your hiatus! text me! ilyyy ♡♡♡

@sesneksheep quinn kangaroo! 🦘 sorry i missed you, idk what happened :( you were my first non-heathers moot!!! i think you're so cool and i miss talking to you more often! ily ♡♡♡

@their-inkedskin quinn quail! 🐦 you're so awesome, your blog theme is on point, im obsessed. we should talk sometime :D ilyyy ♡♡♡

@quirkyidfk charlotte shark! 🦈 your interactions bring me so much joy and love and rainbows!!! i can't wait to get to know you better raaaah ilyyy ♡♡♡

@madzzxp maddie marmalade!!!! 🍊 you're my favorite i love your hair and your eyeshadow and you're super awesome and i want to hang out with you every day YAY YAY YAY! (irl)

@glasscupwstuff s. spider! 🕷 my darling irl, thank you for being my friend these two years. ill miss you deeply, let's hang out while we can! ilyyy ♡♡♡

@lyreliar2 e. elephant! 🐘 one of my first high school friends irl! you're so kind and silly i love stalking your feed ily ♡♡♡

@dwinks d. doggo! 🐕 my irl twinnnnn sometimes i mourn the relationship we could have had if i wasnt such a loser last year but at least I'm not going to miss you as much lmao we should hang out over the summer, park trip anyone? ily ♡♡♡

have a fantabulous day and drink lots of water! <3

-bea

ps. to the sapphics of tumblr: ily ♡

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[melancholygirls]

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

[bea-yotch]

@a-bat-called-ash yes?

[daysleftofsecondterm]

957 days left

[athelind]

Source

[daysleftofsecondterm]

listen to Granny on 957 days left

[fluorescent]

One of the best feelings is knowing that you’re wanted. Knowing that someone wants to talk to you, wants to know how you’re doing, wants to se you. Whether they pick up the phone to send you a quick text or stop by your house to catch up, someone or something reminded them of you specifically. It just feels really nice to know that you’ve been on someone’s mind and that they care enough to let you know that.

[suspiciouspurplelemon]

my first and probably only PHM fanart

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[mysticalcats]

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

[wanderingwondererofthings]

my wife: can you poke me until I get up

also my wife: [big cartoonish frown when I start poking her]

[probablysomethingtm]

LISTEN

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

you POKE wife???? you poke her like the pincushion?????? oh jail, jail for spouse!! jail for spouse for 10,000 years!!!!

[bubblegum-gf]

*sees two women interacting for five seconds in a show*: c’mooooon lesbians *shaking dice in fist* mama needs a new pair of lesbians

[quirkyidfk]

you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters

:0

Yesss ofc!

[bea-yotch]

YAYY

[a-bat-called-ash]

you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters

You know ittt

[bea-yotch]

YAAAAAY what shall we do first

[a-bat-called-ash]

YAYYYY I dunooo

[bea-yotch]

how do you feel about sokeefe at the present moment

[a-bat-called-ash]

Still my top kotlc ship and I love it, however I wasn’t completely satisfied with some execution and I’m afraid things are going to go downhill. You?

[bea-yotch]

i like it :)

[a-bat-called-ash]

yayy I know I didn’t ship SoKeefe in book one the first time I read it but I can’t remember when I actually started xD

[bea-yotch]

i think in like mid book 2 for me

[a-bat-called-ash]

Oh yeah, same probably

[bea-yotch]

though i did go in a bit biased xD

[a-bat-called-ash]

you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters

You know ittt

[bea-yotch]

YAAAAAY what shall we do first

[a-bat-called-ash]

YAYYYY I dunooo

[bea-yotch]

how do you feel about sokeefe at the present moment

[a-bat-called-ash]

Still my top kotlc ship and I love it, however I wasn’t completely satisfied with some execution and I’m afraid things are going to go downhill. You?

[bea-yotch]

i like it :)

[a-bat-called-ash]

yayy I know I didn’t ship SoKeefe in book one the first time I read it but I can’t remember when I actually started xD

[bea-yotch]

i think in like mid book 2 for me

[chiimeramanticore]

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

[a-bat-called-ash]

you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters

You know ittt

[bea-yotch]

YAAAAAY what shall we do first

[a-bat-called-ash]

YAYYYY I dunooo

[bea-yotch]

how do you feel about sokeefe at the present moment

[a-bat-called-ash]

Still my top kotlc ship and I love it, however I wasn’t completely satisfied with some execution and I’m afraid things are going to go downhill. You?

[bea-yotch]

i like it :)

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[bea-yotch]

GOODNIGHT BITCHES AND BROS AND NONBINARY HOES AND GENDERQUEER GENTS AND FOLKS WITH NO TOES

[wingdingle]