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Hi I'm Jake (he/him), I'm 20 and from New York. I'm not even trying with this sidebar thing wow okay reel in the followers. Twitter: @ferqalicious Instagram: @ni11y Vine: Jake is T R A S H

[sunbutch]

Why is shopping in the mens section so terrifying?

men are sometimes there :/

[cosmic-giraffe]

“Waaaah men bad >:(”

[sunbutch]

yeah

[kitkatronpa-deactivated20201205]

huh danganronpa looks weird

[grawly]

this is canon

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

twitter makes me so uncomfortable because weirdness on there is so performative…when someone is weird on tumblr you know they’re eating drywall in life for real….

[87437732156806533-deactivated20]

Booty shorts that say “don't you swear at me, you little shit! Don't you ever raise your voice at me! I am your mother! Do you understand? All I do is worry and slave and defend you. And all I get back is that fucking face on your face. So full of disdain and resentment and always so annoyed. Well, now your sister is dead. And I know you miss her, and I know it was an accident and I know you're in pain. And I wish I could take that away for you. I wish I could shield you from the knowledge that you did what you did, but your sister is dead! She's gone forever! And what a waste. If it could have maybe brought us together or something. If you could have just said, ‘I'm sorry’, or faced up to what happened. Maybe then we could do something with this. But you can't take responsibility for anything! So now I can't accept... And I can't forgive because... Because nobody admits anything they've done!” on the ass

[antiandrogen]

trans woman: *casually eating chicken strips in the privacy of her own home*

terf: *banging on the front door* STOP HARASSING ME!!

[arbisol-deactivated20200930]

Reblog to give a trans woman some chicken strips

[necro-om-nom-nomicon]

She want some dipping sauce too?

[antiandrogen]

Honey mustard

[suckmyfuck-coward-deactivated20]

and maybe some milk?

[antiandrogen]

Milk is gross …transphobic

[suckmyfuck-coward-deactivated20]

what

[antiandrogen]

I feel like I was clear

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitesunlars]

i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s

[gahdamnpunk]

Louder for the people in the back 🗣🗣

[the-memedaddy]

[newblogisjacindaelena]

[dizzydennis]

Do I need to say it…?

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

Comb made from carved jade and gold decorated with granulation. China, Eastern Han dynasty. 25–220 AD. [3784x3122]

[otako1938rj-blog]

[keeyawnuh]

By far my fav accurate video

[ottermatopoeia]

I literally think about this every day

[somecutething]

[thisiselliz]

[armorabs]

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

[getetteroo]

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

[crazymagicbullshit]