Eating birthday cake all night

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Extended from 50’s housewife Vox 2/2

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Extended from 50’s housewife Vox 1/2

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Vox slowly discovering he was meant to be a 50’s house husband: part 1

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Was a h🌚e on twitter again

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prowl stimboard 🤍🖤❤️

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Every now and then, Wade comes back from ‘work’ to track Logan down to a shitty little bar on the same street as their apartment. (‘Cause sometimes he just misses seeing his Logey Bear!)

He wants to hang out, gab about the latest gossip, swaddle the other man in layers of innuendo with the dead end flirting Logan’s becoming more and more accustomed to entertaining, even if only for Wade’s benefit. (Whatever, a merc can dream this is going somewhere, can’t he?) So off Wade goes to collect him and impose his company upon him.

Logan’s just standing up from the bar when Wade walks in and spots those unmistakable kitty ear cowlicks from the back.

“Lo-Lo!” Wade beams, skipping merrily over to deliver the slap of all slaps upon Logan’s unsuspecting rear. Kneading a plush cheek like it’s a delicate cashmere for a moment.

“Hey, asshole! I told you to quit- Oh… You.”

It’s almost affectionate in a way. This kind of resignation that Logan is unfortunately both acquainted with and fond of Wade and his antics when they come assaulting him, a small smile tilting his lips. But Wade doesn’t have the time to let it go to his presumptuous head that he may be getting closer and closer to actually having a chance with this guy some day, because… who has been grabbing Logan’s ass at the bar?

Who the fuck has Logan been threatening to keep their hands to themselves?

Who is touching his Logan.

(Ps. Logan isn’t afraid of sticking up for himself or handling a handsy shithead. He is afraid of fucking things up for Wade and the others, though, so the claws stay in, and the death threats stay mild.)

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I watched Transformers One today, and am eternally mad at myself for never talking about an old headcanon I had for Sentinel having wings, because guess what Transformers One Sentinel had

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Full on Twitter SHEJJDKD No minors for y’all’s sake

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Second chapter of this

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Based on fanfic by @birthdaycakeplate

The Enemy of my Enemy is my Headache

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WhWHAT EGAT WHAT WHAT HUH

I LOVE IT I LPVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE LOVE LOVE

OH MY GOD????✨💖💕LOVELYCAT/LOKI💕💖✨ I FCKING TREASURE THIS

It’s everything to me- this is EXACTLY the vision, this is EXACTLY the mood. Blitzwing absolutely do be lookin at Bee like that HURRRGHH *swallows this*

This is such an insane compliment to have someone make something for a fic I did (also genuinely giving me life right now), but also your art style both rules SO HARD and is SO precious. I love the way you drew this- the angle, MWAH! The expressions, MWAH, MWAH! These are the character designs I trench crawl towards on bleeding palms

Saving this forever 😭 MY HEART AHHHHHHH

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Had to draw my bbg b-127❗❗

Yall know this was coming <33

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I am not well

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Too soon?

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Pocky game

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There he goes!! Wheeee! I wonder what'll happen to him...

A lot of people brought up glueing him, which I almost drew, but didn't. I suspect that posting something involving duct tape and white-ish liquid on Tumblr is a bad idea xD

Since so many people are mentioning it, the stickers weren't my idea. Someone suggested sticker bombing him, but I can't find them