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[agentbootyreportingforduty]

THIS SCENE HAD ME SCREAMINGGG

[mcdungeon]

I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and friend

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

[sodor-memetime]

[pickledturnips]

Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure every time a man of the month crosses my feed

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[avocad0ess]

I wonder who I would be today if I didn’t develop an obsession with fanficion when I was 11

[demilypyro]

not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

[angel-of-the-lorde]

how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character

[violentsdog]

enough time has passed where I think it's okay to admit: HENRY DANGER DESERVES THE DVD BOX SET TREATMENT!!! I absolutely love physical media and am a huge dvd collector so please someone out there, if you can make that happen, my life is yours.

lemme own one of my favorite childhood shows and fondly stare at ray manchester at the same time on my portable dvd player.

[solarbaby614]

just a reminder that by episode 10 of the first season, Henry felt comfortable enough around Ray to straight up gank $100 from his wallet

[wastemanjohn]

i just saw a post on reddit titled "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" and it was about OP clicking off a fic because they don't like the direction it's going in. slightly different context but can we all be more like this reddit OP. i think "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" should be the new "don't like don't read." dead doves may give you diarrhea but don't make that everyone else's problem.

[elf-trash]

this is a great way to frame it lol like just bc i'm lactose intolerant doesn't mean i should leave a bad review on the ice cream parlor

[lordoftheflops]

also I’m allowed to watch a little copaganda as a treat because I am immune to copaganda I’m sorry I need it. this is my cross to bear

[fluentisonus]

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

[inacatastrophicmind]

[x] & [x]

[kenstewdivorce]

People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.