[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

[iwilleatyourenglish]

jail time and a desire to see them thrive are the only things staying my tender heart and gentle hand

[tiktoksinspo]

[justlookatthosesausages]

I refuse to believe this did not happen in canon

[aangarchy]

Aang consistently forgetting he’s the most powerful human alive will never not be funny to me

[counterpunches]

#this is hte most perfectly captured rendering of aang and sokka’s dynamic asl;dkgalskfjas#they’re both smart in the exact way that cancels one another out into pure chaotic stupidity @fiddleabout

[atlantisview]

Zendaya | The Odyssey | New York Premiere ♡

[suispiria]

lately I’ve been Overcome With Emotion

[what-is-merlin-so-gay-for]

this is the most fun i’ve had on football twt in a long time

haalingham i miss you already

[generallydispleased]

Today wasn't simply a win for Jude, nor even a win for England, no, it was a win for all omegas around the globe.

The age for alpha superiority is over.

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[infertilityidol]

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[mysharona1987]

[tomatotext]

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

[raraeavesmoriendi]

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[parcai]

my hot take of the day is that ilya actually runs a tighter ship than shane, not like as captain or anything i mean in the household.

1) afraid of being lazy 2) military son 3) slavic. shane has certain preferences for things sensory wise which is why he is neat abt his stuff, ilya will kill himself & everyone in the room there's a Difference. iykyk

[hyacinthsgareth]

headcanon that like his son, david hollander too can also stare at his partner with big doe eyes and get what he wants. it’s rare for ilya to see it but the first time he does he points aggressively and goes “YOU!!! is your fault i never win an argument!!!!” david just blinks while yuna nods solemnly and tells ilya that unfortunately shane learned from the best

[shelfthe-reader]

For a hockey player, Ilya Rozanov HATES golf. He thinks it’s boring and a waste of time. If he HAS to play, he’ll beg to go play mini golf at a course with a volcano that erupts when the ball gets in the hole. Because it’s fun.

Shane Hollander, however, thinks whoever invented golf was a fucking genius. There’s something about the sport that tickles his brain in just the right way. For a while, the only reason he’d go out with his team in Montreal was if it was out on a course.

The only reasons Ilya goes with Shane to a regular golf course is to ogle Shane in his slutty golf shorts (“They’re not slutty, Ilya! // “Everything you wear is slutty [russian pet name]”) and because it’s socially acceptable to do shots on the course with the cart girl (who he overtips for the love of the game).