Hit The Bong Jean-Luc

Clint | he/him | 23 | tme | white

[floridensis]

in my last botany lab the professor had a prepared slide of diatoms set up for us to look at and i was not prepared for how delightful the slide looked

[glubshit]

[mothtowers]

danganronpa dialogue:

"maybe the killer gave them a heart attack by writing down their name. like with a certain notebook from a certain anime."

"h-huh?"

zero escape dialogue:

"and so, mr tortoise continues to believe theres a teapot floating in space because mr hare can not definitively prove him wrong. but what if something like that... applied to the entire world?"

"like how theres no way to prove if youre wearing panties or not unless you offer definitive proof"

umineko dialogue:

[aromantic-diaries]

This is what the aromantic flag stands for btw (sources: dude trust me)

[loudestcloud]

Do I wanna ask about the gas leak..?

[aromantic-diaries]

[yardsards]

love is in the air? wrong! gas leak AND weed smoke.

[deez-nuts-sixty-nine]

Please do not smoke weed right next to the gas leak it is a significant safety hazard.

[jay-aro]

don't worry! we have the gas leak in one room and the weed smoke in another. it's very secure 👍

[aromantic-diaries]

You remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room, right? Please tell me you remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room

[randomname3]

[kindergraph]

jojos bizarre adventure is like. the exact, polar antithesis to that war is bad/wow cool robot image

[kindergraph]

me reading phantom blood: wow there are some weird and interesting undertones about class warfare and social calvinism in here huh

araki: shooting a giant banner over my head that reads HUGE MEN PUNCH EACH OTHER

[unorthodoxchronicles]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[dionysiaproductions]

[kristina100000]

how it feels to be slightly tipsy while someone explains the rules of a board game that takes months to understand

[the-grassy-hill]

sorry if i come off as rude my mother didn't like me for several years

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[hustlerose]

(first time degrading someone) you should consider seeing a therapist

[memecucker]

My friend said they went to a Zizek talk and eventually the moderator interrupted him saying “I think it’s time for questions” and Zizek was like “Ok. I will ask the first one. ‘Professor Zizek what would you say if you had more time?’ and then he proceeded to continue the talk as if nothing happened

[hotvampireadjacent]

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[sirfetchd]

how it feels to be obsessed with your own ocs but you cant think of what to say about them

[self-mortification]

My OCs

[meatgrinder-0]