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fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice

[lalalainbrain]

e⠀𓏲⠀ally’s intro⠀. . .

⠀she / they⠀⏔⠀ace

(my old blog mysteriously disappeared overnight)

⠀⠀⠀i obsess over a lot of media so bare with me⠀( ᵔᴗᵔ

shows: house md, desperate housewives, shameless, scott pilgrim takes off, mlp, gravity falls, spooky month, tadc, hazbin hotel, bojack horseman, total drama island, daria, star vs forces of evil, the big bang theory, young sheldon, victorious, bunnicula

anime: lain, death note, monster, madoka magica, EVERYTHING sailor moon, perfect blue, a silent voice,

movies: (all studio ghibli movies) but Kiki's delivery service and arriety especially, beetlejuice & beetlejuice beetlejuice, ladybird, legally blonde, clueless, coraline, Edward Scissorhands, conjuring franchise, west side story, the virgin suicides, EVERYTHING poirot, Heathers (1989), Cabaret, the queen's gambit, mean girls, but l'm a cheerleader, alice in wonderland

musicals: rtc,heathers,cabaret,beetlejuice, legally blonde,les mis,mamma mia,phantom of the opera, west side story,chicago,rent,evita,grease, wizard of oz,hamilton,mean girls, waitress

games: roblox(flicker, ftf, robeats,tdi), yakuza 0, fran bow, little misfortune, sally face, emily is away

hobbies: debate, chess, typology, coding, reading, writing prose and poetry, DRAWING

i’m always looking for new friends so please feel free to reach out!

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marcus i hate you

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why is tyler robinson’s lawyer becoming the new niche fatspo 😭

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i just woke up and my bunny’s water bowl was empty

marcus defenders what’s your excuse now?

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girl on diet: dude i wish this water weight will go away

marcus: i have a trick

girl on diet: wait what? marcus where did you go?

*weighs herself and is 1 pound lighter*

girl on diet: i miss marcus

leo: who do you think drank your water weight sis

girl on diet: oh no i have a marcusian tapeworm in ma belly

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copy my homework but dont make it too obvious

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Hi guys

im pregnant

what should i call it?

most importantly,

when my water breaks will marcus spawn and slurp it all?

thanks a lot toodles.

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marcus kill my dad

i am fatherless

i am now fail

thanks lots marcus ai

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people that complain about the scent of durian have genuinely never felt the wrath of veet hair removal cream

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everyone stop showering NOW they promised me they’d make a new season of lab rats and they need water to keep marcus the ai running

don’t fucking shower normie.

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ride the lab rat

leo o’connel rosenberg: what a lot of freaking water this crazy ai clearly drunk sue his ass for everything he’s got

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pov:

lab rats in ancient greece

chase: pour some water in your wine

leo: pour some water in your marcus

marcus after having water poured in him : λυω λυεις λυει

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crazy? i was crazy once

they took all of the water from inside my body so they could keep marcus running.

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in case i don’t see ya good afternoon good evening and marcus is evil.

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happy pride month to the lab rats since when marcus drank their water they had to drink crystal queer water

hope you guys can have your little gay parade to get over marcus being evil and all

but remember, stay queer and stay near, bc marcus is always watching

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if there was a lab rats x the middle collab marcus would be aunt edies elderly dog doris who has a cataract in order to represent the wasted water of marcus’ ai existence

the state of doris also signifies how the evil nature of the human psyche of evil ai marcus is portrayed in modern media