RIP Kivi💚

22 🌻 Ohioan 🏳️‍🌈 Bi ♈ Hockey Fan

[juulcourse]

abab

assigned born at birth

[sprachtraeume]

assigned baby at birth

[thegreatjackal]

all babies are bastards

[russiawave]

[dancinbutterfly]

*GASPS* Are you goddamn kidding me??? I fucking hate the lack of infrastructure in my country. God.

[lyricfrost13]

Dude if I could take a train 400 miles anywhere I would pay 14 dollars just for a seat, never mind all those amenities. Jeez.

Reasons I remind myself I don’t like my country number who knows what

[cappucino-commie]

While this is super cool in and of itself, I’d also like to remind people that modern high speed rail (most of which is in China these days) operates at around 200 miles/hour (China’s fastest train actually operates at 370+ mph but that’s an absolute state of the art maglev, the 200 mph number is average rail speed). If we actually invested in these train systems, you wouldn’t even need an overnight ticket to make a 400 mile trip. To put that in an American context, it would allow you to get from New York to Los Angeles (the famous Cannonball Run taken by car enthusiasts for decades) in about 15 hours, which is 10 hours better than the current Cannonball Run record. With that kind of speed, you could take an evening train halfway across the country (Boston to Chicago would be ~5 hours) for a weekend trip.

Trains are not just more convenient (no driving!), but technologically superior to cars.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

just once i’d like a pokemon game where the gyms are fucked up. you start your journey and town#1 is like “hey there newbie, i’m Verdie and at this gym we only use green pokemon” so you’re like ‘alright nbd i’ll whip out my fire starter’ and Verdie immediately summons Vibrava. fuck you gonna do now.

“at this gym we only deal in pokemon who start with M :)” “i only use pokemon with no legs” “this gym only uses pokemon under one meter tall”

please god something interesting for once.

[lemonade-sky]

hope you don’t mind additions

-gym that only uses pokemon who’s pokedex entries are prime numbers

-gym who’s 6 pokemon are the six main rainbow colors in order

-gym who’s pokemon are the 6 lowest ranked pokemon on a popularity poll

-gym that just uses the same exact pokemon you use

-late game gym full of just pokemon you find in the first area of the game, not even evolved or anything

[noraguthrie-deactivated20211117]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

[tchaikovskaya]

[engardetoreador]

aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit

[malkavian-rights-activist]

Some of us are trying to be Gomez actually

[engardetoreador]

honorable. respectable. where would we be without you

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[0v9]

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

[lavender-truth]

[lavender-truth]

He also collects crystals

[tenaflyviper]

I fucking love Gritty.

[joasakura]

Gritty is 100% the small god of Philadelphia. I have zero trouble believing that Gritty is the spirit of the city given form.

[thenatsdorf]

Checking the water temp. (via)

[hatchan]

[skepticalfrog]

i actually really love it when only children are like what the fuck hitting your sibling is so fucked up.... Like no actually it's scientifically proven that a chemical is released in your brain when you hit your brother with a broom for no reason that bonds you for life

[obamaphoner]

I dont get it I have three younger sisters & I dont understand how any of us hitting each other would be positive whatsoever. we dont do that

[skepticalfrog]

that's fun for you, me and my brother once fell through a window while we were wrestling

[wakingfromthewater]

Habitable zone

[feeshies]

Guys I’m going to make a hot take

[feeshies]

The whole “I wish I could be with a woman, but instead I’m stuck with my stupid, gross husband/boyfriend” sentiment I see repeated in bi circles is just the “progressive” queer version of the boomer “I hate my wife” jokes

[cumaeansibyl]

if he’s stupid and gross you should leave him and if he isn’t you’re just being cruel for internet points and he should leave you

[jadedaceofspades-deactivated202]

Potato Candy from 1933

[twitblr]

Dormant Predators

[cypresscapers]

[loueejii]

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

[ocean-again]

reblog for that last bit to save a life

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

[deminat-20]

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

[letsgetoutofspace]

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

[morgrimmoon]

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

[trini-lover]

Sharing for all the safety items!!

[inner]

Informative. Please share!

[futuremoji]

Your three most recent emojis are your main personality traits

[whitepeopletwitter]

[daisiesmakingchains]

Watercolor NHL Logos

(with transparent backgrounds)

please like/reblog if you use!

[thenatsdorf]

Bff’s from the beginning.

[emmeetslawschool]

that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.

[leonei-d-deactivated20211128]

Omg!!!!

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

#it’s extra good because kneading is something that kittens do to their moms!! #so #baby is like: ah yes soft cat shall pet #and cat is like: ah yes human kitten is just doing What Kittens Do :) #amazing #10/10 i love it

[whitepeopletwitter]