Voici les perles les bijoux

I should probably re-write my bio 🤷🏻‍♀️

[allhailqueenevagreen]

Eva Green on the cover of Vogue España, November 2019 

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

Louvre Museum in the rain, Paris, France

Taken June 2019

[itshardtoactnormal-blog]

Teach girls to prioritize feeling safe over being nice.

[enemyofrome]

hasdrubal barca, invading italy 10 years after hannibal: sorry i'm late i didn't want to come

[enemyofrome]

how to tell the scipiones apart

if he’s fighting hannibal, petting temple dogs, or getting invected for being a twink:

he’s scipio africanus 

if he’s frolicking around with polybius, getting adopted, or weeping over the ruins of carthage:

he’s scipio aemilianus

other scips who are not Our Scip include:

scipio barbatus (cos. 298): defeated some etruscans. the one with the tomb

scipio asina (cos. 260): commanded rome’s first ever fleet in the first punic war, lost rome’s first ever fleet, got captured by carthaginians. scipio the ass

scipio calvus (cos. 222): invaded spain at the start of the second punic war, got killed when hasdrubal barca basically paid his army to go away

daddy scip (cos. 218): was consul the year hannibal invaded italy, got defeated by him at the battle of ticinus, went off to spain, got killed by mago barca

scipio nasica (cos. 191): had a nose apparently

scipio asiaticus (cos. 190): scip africanus’ little brother, defeated antiochus the great and won the roman-seleucid war, a real filthy philhellene

cornelia africana: mother of the gracchi, needs no further introduction

scipio nasica serapio (cos. 138): helped murder tibey g, also had a nose apparently

[insomniac-arrest]

tumblr: on languages

[alias-milamber]

The thai for “5″ is pronounced roughly “Ha”, and so where english internets would generally put “lol” or something, they put “555555555″.

[221aubrina]

The shady Irish had me LMAO! 🍀

[accent-aigu]

me too grumio

[thoughtportal]

[official-latin-cult]

[darklongoftheshoe]

RIP me

[smuglyankabrazilyanka]

How to say "Monday" in the Romance Languages

French: Lundi

Italian: Lunedi

Romanian: Iuni

Spanish: Lunes

Portuguese: :)

Spanish: Hoe don't do it

Portuguese: Segunda-feira

Italian: "Second fair" wtf

[murhuedur]

[catchymemes]

[funny-history]

[funny-history]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[blossomfully]

““No feelings.” He says. “No feelings,” I agree. “Just the here and now." He takes my hand. I dismiss the infinitesimal flutter in my stomach that seems to last an eternity. No feelings. He kisses me with the force of his entire being - until it leaves me shaking. No feelings. He takes my laughter and condenses it into a glass jar for rainy days. For when he’s gone. No feelings. He tells me his secrets and I tell him why I have trust issues and he lets me rest my head on his chest. "No feelings,” he says. “No feelings.” I echo. I hope he doesn’t mean it. I know that I don’t.”

— Sue Zhao // “Timing”