whereās that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate
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whereās that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate
thank you @cumleaf @@Ā http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf
This hurt my feelings
Tag yourself, Iām Dreams and Memes
This was saved in my drafts and I don't know what I was planning to do with it, but I think it's good like this
ISTJ-
ISTP-
ISFJ-
ISFP
INTJ
INFJ
INFP
INTP
ENTP
ENFP
ENFJ- greasy
ENTJ
ESTP
ESFP
ESFJ
ESTJ
Pretty much
mbti as alternative responses to āi love youā
āwho doesnātā: estp
āi knowā: infj, enfj
āthanksā: istj, isfj
āwhyā: intp
āa horrible decision, reallyā: entj, istp
*laughs nervously*: infp, esfj
*laughs hysterically*: enfp
āiām sorryā: isfp, intj
*finger guns*: entp
āif only there was someone out there who loved youā: estj
āYEETā: esfp
ENTP: *arguing passionately*
INFP: oh ok, I see your point
ENTP:
ENTP: but...I memorized so many more facts to convince you with :(
That scuba guy gonna die
How To Spot An ENTP
non-stop talking
words seem fine at first but after processing it in your brain you realise most of them are bs
blunt af and they donāt know it
everything is LMAOOOO to them
they cut off their own sentences and they donāt realise it
ādid you knowā¦ā
āoh yeah?ā
outsmarting your insults ggwp
always finding for things to fight about even if it means taking a side that they donāt personally agree
āHAHHAHAHAHAHAā
ENTP: wow, I'm beginning to really love and care about this person
ENTP's Brain: run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run
Why male infp's are so great
great music taste
hilarious
caring
interesting
give great compliments
good at communicating feelings
aren't infj's
don't give a fuck about what others think
but give a fuck about important things
know what you're feeling before you do
probably has a cool tattoo
probably a sex god who will make you cum copiously
Male infp's are God's gift to this Earth
take a personality test. take several personality tests. stay up all night while buzzfeed tells you exactly what kind of marshmallow you are. take the mbti test. squabble over it with your friends. decided that you ARE an infp and if they canāt handle it, they shouldnāt talk to you. cut off all your online friends. delete your social media. empty your paypal buying bitcoin. use the bitcoin to make a false personality online that cannot be traced back to you. use this personality as a persona for reaching easily influenced markets. start spreading anticapitalist ideology. post about how jeff bezos should be guillotined. post about this many times. flee into the night when bezos sends his hitmen after you. live
me when iām with a group of people i havenāt come out to & they start making homophobic jokes
MBTI grip - inferior functions taking control
Inferior Se: I wanna party and dance and drink like thereās no tomorrow! Sex too, right? Letās get to the fucking club and DO something instead of thinking about the consequences!! Tonight youāll meet the new me. Iām out of control! Iāll show you c r a z y!
*gets materialistic and depends on concrete things, sensitive to sounds/touches/smells etc, constantly seeks extreme sensual pleasure which they actually dislike, tries to physically express all the negative thoughts/stress*
Inferior Si: Oh my God is this dirt? I must clean my self! Did I organized my list? The room? Are the bills paid? What do you mean I always do the old same mistakes? Should I visit the doctor? IāM DYING
*obsessed with little things, anxiety about health/financial problems and every day things, not a good memory, always worried about quasi - realities, gets disorganized due to extreme organization*
Inferior Ne: But what am I gonna do? This is TOTALLY NEW, how am I supposed to act? Iāve never experienced something similar! There are so many things that can go wrong! What if, what if⦠Change? Haha sorry but things are just fine the way they are!
*becomes stubborn and unfocused, chaotic and unreliable, does not pay attention to the big picture and focuses on small details, forgets the really important things, no creativity, canāt see the potential of things*
Inferior Ni: What? You have a problem with my lifestyle? Well screw you, cause you only want the worst for me anyway! What does this weird stare means? Are you playing with me? Oh, I know what this is about and I bet that this is gonna happen!
*panics, loses empathy, misunderstands reality and motives, believes everyone wants to hurt them, gets wrong insights, sticks to the most probable worst case scenario*
Inferior Te: And who are YOU, telling ME what to DO? Well, if you ask ME, I believe that you are just incompetent, trying to force your opinion on ME. Are you functioning wrong or something? Are you an idiot born in an even more idiotic family? Canāt you just do/understand that simple thing I say?
*becomes harsh and rude with self and others, uses mean words, too direct, expresses anger they were holding inside, never achieves the things they want to so they blame others (and self) for being incompetent*
Inferior Ti: I will understand everything about this person and then Iāll use it to my advantage. What do you mean Iām cold? I actually think that people are like problems I have to fix. I donāt get what you mean. Find someone else, sorry. I dont care.
*becomes illogical and overdramatic, cold with people and lacks sensitivity and empathy, overanalyzes useless information and wants to understand people in order to criticize them*
Inferior Fe: Eh should I be more social? Iām already loving and social, right? Right?⦠How can I emotionally manipulate this person? I know! Iāll pretend I like them even though they know Iām not a good actor.. Hey I bought you this and this, do you like me now? Is that what you wanted bitch? No?
*pretends to look nice and sociable in order to hide their awkwardness, tries too much to make others love them, turns into a social chameleon but actually hates adapting to everyoneās character*
Inferior Fi: I NEVER CRY. Crying is for the weak that canāt control their worth-pitting selves. I donāt care about how they are gonna judge my work, Iāll be fine, I said I need NO ONEāS help, leave me alone! No these are not tears, just water and no Iām not laughing, just my face nerves have a problem andā¦
*hides emotions and what they really want, expresses strong feelings of happiness and sadness but avoids human contact when they do, thinks they are weak, need to look strong and fearsome*
Inferior Se sucks. Iām embarrassed just thinking about it
Inferior Ni is pretty awful too Iām just like this meme but with an emotional annoying side
entp: every night i go to bed with the taste of fresh blood in my mouth
intp: what the fuck man?
entp: yeah i brush my teeth way too hard
How ENTPs want to be seen:
- FREE SPIRITED - IDEA MACHINE
- INTROSPECTIVE - COOL KID
- ANARCHIST - REBEL
How ENTPs are actually seen:
That loud nerd
Stolen from @entpshit ???
What ENTP says: I'm fine
What ENTP means: I know I'm a dick, but people should still like me for charming devil-may-care personality and dashing good looks š¢