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Bummer. Ghostbusters II called it.
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omg HOLY SHiT poor P
I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD
Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes
((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))
thank you, history side of tumblr.
He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.
Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.
Thank you medical side of tumblr
My life be fucked up and lit at the same time.
the older I get the more I realize the value of privacy, of cultivating your circle and only letting certain people in. You can be open, honest, and real while still understanding not everyone deserves a seat at the table of your life.
Things French parents say to their kids
When we forget to turn off a light: C’est pas Versailles ici ! Hey, we’re not in Versailles !
When we stand between them and something they want to see: Et ton père, il est vitrier ? Is your father a glazier?
When you are hungry but the dinner is not ready yet Ben mange ta main et garde l’autre pour demain ! Well, eat your hand and save the other one for tomorrow !
What’s for dinner ? Des caillous. Pebbles.
When you lie too obviously : Et mon cul c’est du poulet. And my ass is made of chicken.
When you are in a bad mood : Mange des carottes, ça rend aimable. Eat some carrots, you’ll be nicer
When you are throwing a tantrum : Pleure un coup, tu pisseras moins. Go on and cry, you’ll piss less.
And the world wonders why we are so sassy.