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Screenshot : discover your story.
First Kiss: Bucky
BFF: Vision
First Time: Pietro (ooooh fuck yes)
Rival: Nick Fury (oh…. ok then.)
GO: Thor
Lover: Tony Stark (THAT WAS ONE TIME PEOPLE)
Married To: Bucky (BUCKLUMINA)
Killed By: Ultron (makes sense)
Died In The Arms Of: Bucky (JFJ[EFJOFWIJPOIERG NOOOOOOOO)
Jealous messages
[MSG]: Did you have fun with you-know-who last night?
[MSG]: I guess my company doesn't interest you any more.
[MSG]: What do you see in that guy/girl?
[MSG]: (S)he's kind of hot... you think?
[MSG]: Is he bigger than me?
[MSG]: When's the wedding?
[MSG]: I heard you and ___ are an item.
[MSG]: Is there... someone else?
[MSG]: I never agreed to an open relationship!
[MSG]: Does she do that thing that I do for you?
[MSG]: I see you'll flirt with just about anyone.
[MSG]: I'm a fool for thinking I was special to you.
[MSG]: How serious is it between you two?
[MSG]: You've been spending a lot of time with ___ recently.
[MSG]: So you tell all girls/guys that, I see.
[MSG]: So that's your type, huh?
[MSG]: Who's better in bed, me or him/her?
[MSG]: I can't bear to see you with someone else.
[MSG]: You're just a slut.
[MSG]: Just curious... not like I'm jealous or anything...
Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse
αστέρι πύλη
noun; Greek [ as-té-ri pý-li̱ ]
;; star gate
"This is your universe-"
"This is your universe on wormholes."
Hurt/wounded sentence starters
"Listen.. listen t'me... I'm so proud of you..."
"The world's not as bad as you think it is."
"Call it a metalcut. Like a papercut, but bigger and more lethal."
"It hurts."
"Call an ambulance!"
"Help me."
"Are you all right?"
"No, stay with me. Stay awake."
"Wake up!"
"We need to get out of here."
"Forget it."
"I can patch you up. You'll be fine."
"Stop complaining!"
"Who did this to you?"
"What are you doing in a hospital-- why are you bleeding?"
"It's just a flesh wound."
"What do you mean, you're okay?"
"Put it down."
"How did this one happen, exactly?"
"If you didn't want her to slap you, you shouldn't've been an idiot."
"Are you serious right now?"
"Do you remember me?"
"Do I know you?"
"How are you feeling?"
"Don't speak. Just.. look at me."
"Keep your eyes open."
"Look at me."
"It's allowed to hurt."
"I can't do this!"
"Just let it happen."
"I don't care. If it will save you, I'll do it."
"I'd do ANYTHING to keep you alive so don't for a second tell me to not worry."
"You're meant to be stronger than this."
"Pull something out that will fix this. You always have something."
"I'm not actually a doctor."
"IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE TRAIN?"
"Stop moving."
"Shut up for once, would you?"
FRIENDS SENTENCE STARTERS
We were on a break!
Maybe you need sex. I just had it a few days ago.
I wouldn't say no to that.
Well you should meet my uncle, Bada.
I'll let myself out.
How you doin'?
I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
You gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?
Oh... my... God!
No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.
You wanted it to be a surprise.
In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky as to fall in love with my best, my best...
There's a reason why girls don't do this.
Okay, okay I'll do it. I thought, wait I can do this, I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Will you marry me?
I'M FREE. I AM FREE.
If you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!
Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!
I'm [name]. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there.
I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.
We could eat the wax. It's organic.
I don't want my baby's first words to be "How You Doing"
I'm [name]. I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films.
Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you. Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children... The personal ad writes itself.
I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals.
All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.
My wife's a lesbian.
You don't like the game, because you suck at it.
I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck.
What would you do if you were omnipotent?
It happens to lots of guys. You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, don't worry about it.
I'm not worried, I'm uh, I'm fascinated. Y'know it's like uh, Biology. Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me.
I'm going to get a coffee. Anybody want anything?
You are not gonna believe what I did today.
Well, they only give you three letters, so after A.S.S., it is a bit of a challenge.
No, no, no, if you'll unplug it, then there will be nothing to show from my day. It would be like I was at work!
Oh, it's mine. I wrote a note to myself, and then I realized I didn't need, so I balled it up... and now I wish I was dead.
Well I've had the same walk since high school and you know how when a guy walks into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a 'take notice' walk.
Well, yeah, I think we should get married!
What? Because that's your answer to everything?
Say something. Say anything. Nothing you say could make this situation worse. Oh my God, this is the longest that anyone has not spoken EVER.
I don't get it. Why can't we use the same toothbrush? We use the same soap.
That's different. The toothbrush has been in my mouth.
OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.
I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.
It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
I can't say hump or screw in front of the b-a-b-y... I just spelled the wrong words didn't I?
C'mon man, just take 'em off, just take 'em off and we'll have some fun.
You're not gonna try and make me join a cult are you?
Charlotte? You know, with the web? She has babies, then she dies. It's like, "Hey, mom, welcome home from the hospital." THUD.
A no sex pact! I have one of those with every woman in America!
I know you didn't ask but no-one had spoken for fourteen minutes.
Okay, now we need the sage branches and the sacramental wine.
Are you sure you peed on the stick right?
And this from the cry-for-help department: Are you wearing makeup?
Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
Well, this is like summer in a bowl!
Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.
I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets.
Heh. Let me get this straight. He got you to *beg* to sleep with him. He got you to say he *never* has to call you again. And he got you thinking this is a *great* idea?
Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river.
Fine. No one ever listens to me. If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his Christmas tree. Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls.
Did you actually interview her before you asked her to move in?
Come on. I am here to take care of you. What do you need? Anything.
Could we BE more white trash?
Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.
Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches.
I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty girl with an ass that won't quit.
I hate his underwear. one time I brought a pair marked XS and let me tell you there's no room for anything excess in there.
I thought it'd be great, you know? have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.
I'm not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he's divorced.
No, you go after them five minutes before they get married...Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you!
You two were having sex.
Oh! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date? Your first kiss? The first time you had sex?
All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind.
Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.
She's so great. She kisses like my mom cooks.
It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for eighteen pages - front and back!
I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her.
Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used.
Well, I don't know what Big Leon told you but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night.
Hey, you know, I have had it with you guys and your "cancer" and your "emphysema" and your "heart disease." The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it.
Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew. Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster.
Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women.
I can't believe my dad saw us having sex. He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees.
Well, I'm a pacifist. But, when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you. Except for you.
Okay, for the bizillionth time, yes I see other women in the shower at the gym, and no I don't look.
I did break up with her. She just took it really, really well.
When did you start crapping money?
Says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night. Where exactly were you around ten-ish?
No, no, no. This isn't out of the blue. This is smack dab in the middle of the blue.
Goodbye, you fruit drying psychopath.
Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part... or Italy called and said it was hungry.
How To Train Your Dragon Sentence Starters
“The only problems are the pests.”
“What are you doing out? Get inside!”
“I'm way too muscular for their taste.”
“Oh you've made plenty of marks, in all the wrong places.”
“That's it. Stop being all of you.”
“You sir are playing a dangerous game.”
“Stay. Put. There. You know what I mean.”
“Why can't you follow the simplest orders?”
“It's not so much what you look like. It's what's inside that he can't stand.”
“Thank you for summing that up.”
“Stop trying so hard to be something you're not.”
“I just want to be one of you guys.”
“We're Vikings! It's an occupational hazard.”
“Trolls exist! They steal your socks. But only the left ones, what's with that?”
“The gods hate me.”
“You just gestured to all of me.”
“This conversation is feeling very one sided.”
“It's only fun if you get a scar out of it.”
“Pain. Love it.”
“I believe in learning on the job.”
“Take that one. It has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.”
“You should come by some time to work out. You look like you work out.”
“I am really beginning to question your teaching methods.”
“Your butts are getting bigger. We thought you were a dragon.”
“I am hurt! I am very much hurt!”
“I normally don't care what people do, but you're acting weird. Well, weird-er.”
“The life of a celebrity can be very rough.”
“Oh gods, ok, you gotta kind of angle yourself, come back down towards me.”
“Just how long did you think you could hide it from me?”
“Odin, it was rough, I almost gave up on you.”
“No one just gets as good as you do.”
“You're right, I'm through with the lies, I've been making outfits.”
“Why would you do that?”
“I am not listening to anything you have to say!”
“Thank you for nothing you useless reptile.”
“Why is this so important to you all of a sudden?”
“You were wise to seek help from the worlds most deadly weapon. That's me.”
“You're crazy! I like that.”
“Beard of Thor...what is that?”
“He's alive! You've brought him back alive!”
“Is it always going to be this way? Because... I could get used to it.”
like this for a starter yo
tbh tryna get this blog going again so… like this for a starter from cam?
FLASH GIVEAWAY - i recently hit my next hundred but i’m quiet busy these next few days so i decided just to a flash giveaway. this ends in 3 days. 25th of May. you must be following me, you must be a roleplay blog annnd likes and reblogs count! winners will receive a theme and if they wish they can have some icons, including the psd which i will make myself! ♥
i love you guys, and thank you for being here for me - every step of way ♥
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Smut Meme: Rough Sex Edition
“So you want it rough hmm?”
“Why didn’t you just say you liked it rough?”
“Don’t be afraid to get rough with me, I like it.”
“I’m gonna pound you so hard you won’t be able to stand up afterwards.”
“Give it to me harder!”
“I think that deserves a spanking..”
“I want you to pin me down and fuck me hard.”
“I love it when you get rough with me..”
“Scratch harder…”
“Bite harder…”
“Go on babe, get aggressive, you know I love it.”
“You know those hickey’s I just gave you will probably bruise…”
“I love seeing you covered in my marks…”
“I love it when you leave your marks on me…”
“Make me scream and cry your name..”
“I want you hard and fast tonight…”
“I love a little bit of pain…”
“I don’t want gentle; I want hot and rough this time.”
“I love the way your ass bounces when I spank it…”
“I have all this pent up stress and aggression and no idea what to do with it…”
“I just want to bend you over and fuck you hard…”
“If you keep wiggling your ass like that I’m going to have to spank it…”
“What I really want is to pound you until the only word you can remember is my name….”
YES. i’m gonna. put it. on my …. blog????? maybe.
ah yes this......... account.. is still a thing?
YES HELLO
So this is a quick announcement to let everyone know that I am doing much better than I was when I left!
My brother’s surgery went fine and he’s still in recovery but he survived and that’s the good news.
Long story short I am probably gonna be coming back around here soon! Blogs I’ll be on are basically going to be as follows:
Primarily: Ed - automailicarus
When I have time: Raph/Bishop - hotheadinahalfshell/mib-wannbe Jim/Chritchon/Mitchell - bitchtothebridge/ofwormholes/asteripyli
So basically hi! I missed you all so much and I’m so relieved that I have energy and time to be back here <3
So here’s the deal, I’ve got a lot of stuff going on right now and the truth is I just don’t have the time to rp as often as I would like, so I’m announcing a semi-hiatus. Now I do want to clarify that this isn’t a regular haitus, as I will still be on occasionally, but during this hiatus I will only be interacting with a few people per blog, on some not more than one, which I will list below. I will also still always be accepting anons though, and that won’t change. For hotheadinahalfshell: hogoshaspirit For mib-wannabe: bendynonbender For automailicarus: houseoflings, flameofishval, fullmetalheart-x strongholdqueen For briggslightning: -none- For bitchtothebridge: keepcalmanddammitman, thebookofsands For ofwormholes: officer-aeryn-sun, For asteripyli: vxlamaldoran, warriorxscholar Now if you’re not listed here, it doesn’t mean that I haven’e enjoyed rping with you, it’s because I can only take so much, so I narrowed it down to the people I’ve had the most interaction with. Also remember that this is temporary. This is not forever, or hopefully even very long. It’s just until I can get better into the swing of things and my life calms down a bit. Thank you all for understanding :)
So here’s the deal, I’ve got a lot of stuff going on right now and the truth is I just don’t have the time to rp as often as I would like, so I’m announcing a semi-hiatus. Now I do want to clarify that this isn’t a regular haitus, as I will still be on occasionally, but during this hiatus I will only be interacting with a few people per blog, on some not more than one, which I will list below. I will also still always be accepting anons though, and that won’t change. For hotheadinahalfshell: hogoshaspirit For mib-wannabe: bendynonbender For automailicarus: houseoflings, flameofishval, fullmetalheart-x strongholdqueen For briggslightning: -none- For bitchtothebridge: keepcalmanddammitman, thebookofsands For ofwormholes: officer-aeryn-sun, For asteripyli: vxlamaldoran, warriorxscholar Now if you’re not listed here, it doesn’t mean that I haven’e enjoyed rping with you, it’s because I can only take so much, so I narrowed it down to the people I’ve had the most interaction with. Also remember that this is temporary. This is not forever, or hopefully even very long. It’s just until I can get better into the swing of things and my life calms down a bit. Thank you all for understanding :)
