neigh 🖕

16hh mare. Aries. biter and wind sucker 👍

[teathattast]

[bitchyhorse]

i almost forgot i didn't believe in beauty...

[woodlouseandbird]

someone help. i found this poem somewhere it went something like this. "

so i definitely thought i had the text copied. this is not the poem. but enjoy i guess

[bitchyhorse]

this is better poem. I am brown horse

[woodlouseandbird]

someone help. i found this poem somewhere it went something like this. "

so i definitely thought i had the text copied. this is not the poem. but enjoy i guess

[bitchyhorse]

this is better poem. I am brown horse

[memories]

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #horses twice a day.

[factbot]

In 1839 Paris Hilton invented the windshield wipers

[timstinytool]

That Is So Inspire To Me. She Is Very Talented. Wow.

[horsefigureoftheday]

Humans have existed for like 2 million years. Horses have been domesticated for only 5000 years. Take moment to appreciate how lucky you are to have been born at a time where you can hug a horse.

[bitchyhorse]

If you approach me with the right level of worship I might hug back

[transbutchsupreme]

[ahotknife]

in my head i do everything right

[dogpuppy]

[bitchyhorse]

that bitch brittaneigh thought she would get a riding lesson >:)

[dogpuppy]

[bitchyhorse]

the worst stallion will make a tolerable gelding

[dogpuppy]

[benvoliohorse]

You hear him.

[point-at-horses]

horse 🫵

[bitchyhorse]

Yes i must kick more people

[dogpuppy]

[bitchyhorse]

this is true

[bitchyhorse]

:)

[dogpuppy]

[bitchyhorse]

this is true

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

What if genitalia barked at each other and sniffed each other

[bitchyhorse]

i thimk mine does that

[aletheyass]

if i saw an emaciated hollywood woman on the street i would just blow really hard and make her fly away and never think about it again

[bitchyhorse]

fartt,

[doubleca5t]

And brother there's no place like home

[bitchyhorse]

horse keys,,, tastes like the flesh of my owners shoulder and the fresh air of freedom as i book it for the highway