Bitchy.tweets

My hoppy is to be a bitch all day everyday

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When a white girl tries to sound black

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When your trying to find your mom in the grocery store

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Sorry I haven't been very active lately it's just that I'm on vacation with the fam bam

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So tumblr, much white girl

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This puppy is prettier than I'll ever be

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Does anyone else make hand motions when they talk, or am I just crazy?😂

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I laughed way too much when I saw this 😂😂 "How I sneeze when I'm home alone 🐶😂 #BRUH"

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Finishing a series and still being attached to the story and its characters.

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When you getting high on those fruit snacks

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Eating spaghetti with a spoon is a horrible experience 0/10 would recommend

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Because maybe that is Harry styles 😏

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i only have two emotions 1. i hate myself im such a bitch 2. i love myself im such a bitch

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Same

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Why can't I be as cute as this beauty

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It took me about 5 minutes to realize that this a dude...

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My parents took my tv away and I have no more gossip girl now. Kill me...

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What does "Netflix and Chill" mean to you, to me it means we watch Netflix and actually chill. But to guys it's like "FUCK YES LETS GET NAKED!!" Like seriously stop, stop.

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I look like a demented sloth.