lines from Heathers the musical. edit as you see fit
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Dear diary I believe I'm a good person
You know, I think that there's good in everyone, but—
Here we are, first day of senior year
And, uh, I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself, what happened?
We were so tiny, happy and shiny, playing tag and getting chased
Then we got bigger, that was the trigger like the Huns invading Rome
Welcome to my school, this ain't no high school this is the Thunderdome
Hold your breath and count the days, we're graduating soon
College will be paradise, if I'm not dead by June
Wake from this coma, take my diploma, then I can blow this town
Third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick
Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail
I rented The Princess Bride
He is the smartest guy on the football team which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf
I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen, a future gas station attendant
Her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings
No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants
They're solid Teflon, never bothered, never harassed. I would give anything to be like that
I'd like to kidnap [ name ] and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats
For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure
If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves
Are we gonna have a problem?
You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off and everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice. Listen up, biatch
If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke in my Porsche with the quarterback
You just gotta prove you're not a pussy anymore
Hey, Mr. No-Name Kid, so who might you be?
Could you be seen with me and still act proud?
Hey, could you hold my hand?
And could you carry me through no man's land?
It's fine if you don't agree but I would fight for you, if you would fight for me
Well, woah, you can punch real good
You've lasted longer than I thought you would
No point planting roots, 'cause you're gone in a hurry
All I can trust is this concrete oasis.Seems every time I'm about to despair there's a 7-Eleven right there
I pray at my altar of slush
Yeah, I live for that sweet frozen rush
Happiness comes when everything numbs
Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?
Learned the world doesn't owe you a cent
But the sky's gonna hurt when it falls so you'd better start building some walls
Shatter your skull, fight pain with more pain
Forget who you are, unburden your load
Forget in six weeks, you'll be back on the road
When the voice in your head says you're better off dead, don't open a vein
The demon queen of high school has decreed it: She says, Monday, 8 a.m., I will be deleted
They'll hunt me down in study hall
Stuff and mount me on the wall
Thirty hours to live – how shall I spend them?
I don't have to stay and die like cattle
I could change my name and ride up to Seattle
But I don't own a motorbike
Wait – here's an option that I like: Spend these thirty hours gettin' freaky, yeah
I'm snappin' off your window lock
Got no time to knock, I'm a dead girl walkin'
What are you doin' in my room?
See, I decided I must ride you 'til I break you
You're my last meal on death row
Shut your mouth and lose them tighty-whities
Tonight I'm yours, I'm your dead girl walkin'
Get on all fours, kiss this dead girl walkin'
Let's go, you know the drill
I'm hot and pissed and on the pill
Bow down to the will of a dead girl walkin'
You say you're numb inside, but I can't agree
They made you cry, but that will end tonight
You are the only thing that's right about this broken world
I was alone, I was a frozen lake
But then you melted me awake, see, now I'm crying too
How did you know that it was always a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?
We can start and finish wars
We're what killed the dinosaurs
We're the asteroid that's overdue
The dinosaurs choked on the dust
They died because God said they must
The new world needed room for me and you
Well, I was hoping that you could rip my clothes off me, sport
Knock, knock. Sorry for coming in through the window. Dreadful etiquette, I know
Come on, get dressed, you're my date to the pep rally tonight
You chucked me out like I was trash
For that, you should be dead
Then it hit me like a flash
What if high school went away instead?
Those assholes are the key
They're keeping you away from me
They made you blind, messed up your mind
You left me and I fell apart
I punched the wall and cried Bam, bam, bam
Then I found you changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside
And so I built a bomb, tonight, our school is Vietnam
Let's guarantee they never see their senior prom
Your society churns out slaves and blanks, no thanks
Bring marshmallows, we'll make s'mores
We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars
Can't just leave me to bleed
His solution is a lie, no one here deserves to die except for me and the monster I created
This little thing? Hardly call this a bomb. This is just to trigger the packs of thermals upstairs in the gym. Those are bombs
I wish your mom had been a little stronger
I wish she'd stayed around a little longer
I wish your dad were good
I wish grown-ups understood
I wish we'd met before they convinced you life is war
I wish you'd come with me
I am damaged, far too damaged
But you're not beyond repair
Stick around here, make things better
'Cause you beat me fair and square
Hope you'll miss me, wish you'd kiss me
Then you'd know I worship you
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