ramblings of a slime

alex it/she/slime goopy as phuck 23

[slimetabbes]

I think I'm gonna start getting slimier

[mlarayoukai-archive]

"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

[boyholes]

i think im in love with you

[crazyboy3million]

CW// N.S.F.W

(Naughty Sexy Fucking Words)

You're final warninb

Your FINAL. ⚠️ WARNING

Seriously proceed with caution, especually if you are a traimatized individual

And hold space for any heavy emotions this brings up please ❤️and take care of yourself

Need dick badly for serious

Self care check: have you eaten recently? Did you sleep last night? Have you taken your meds? What.does a good day look like for you and what can you do today to get there ? How manyg

[lonestatus]

ms. conception was just informing me about some mistaken ideas i've picked up

[lonestatus]

ah, and now she's leading me to the bedroom for something

[lonestatus]

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[im-in-your-mind]

"instant gratification" panel 2 girl smiling cheerfully with one marshmallow

[apolladay]

Steal something from my job!

a printer (doesn't print but the scanner works)

an action figure that's missing his head

a booklet about infection diseases and their protocols

a child sized potty

superhero capes (velcro kinda meh but they can be tied)

a 3 tray bin full of stickers (some sparkly if u care)

a cup of reusable straws

car mat

bowl of goldfish (cheddar)

double sided easel (one side white board one side chalkboard)

walkie talkie (set of 4)

stuffed caterpillar with the alphabet on its legs

Remaining time: 6 days 22 hours

[ordheist]

polished up that rock/grass line based on lichen I posted a while ago. people seemed to enjoy it!

also I’m taking commissions of all kinds atm so feel free to DM me

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[braxiations]

artist robot girl with morality ocd who goes into a panic spiral every time she sees a post about how generative ai is bad

[dogpuppy]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[sacred-portal]

[segamascott]

[modelsof-color]

Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[tobiasdrake]

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]