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I think I'm gonna start getting slimier

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

foxgirlpirate

Having to work to “earn the right” to live in a home/apartment, to have basic needs such as food, water, medical, and clothing that everyone needs is in fact a form of slave labor, but I don’t think a lot of you are ready for that conversation.

emotargaryen

one of the tweets of all time to me

1794

mustard snob canon

roaldamundsen

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

roaldamundsen

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roaldamundsen

can people stop saying insane things on this post

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oneheadtoanother

bophtelophti

(In case it's not obvious to everybody, this is an edit; "they pay me in woims" is the punchline from a different Nancy comic. The original punchline to this one is also funny:)

the-real-seebs

that makes a lot more sense

but the edit is a solid comic

viralfrog

do-not-u-dare

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

do-not-u-dare

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

bodyofdeath

demilypyro

Your teens are for depression, your twenties are for transitioning, and your thirties are for killing

valtsv

songs about love are fine and good but i think society would benefit a lot from more songs about werewolves

humiliationvictim

Don’t like how much they use the word enjoy in this test because that’s not what it is it’s something different

videolottery

Go to the convenience store and purchase a cola drink and drink it

free-and-to-none-accountable

The Monongalia County Sheriff’s Office Detective Division announces the continued investigation of the theft and destruction of multiple FLO

MONONGALIA COUNTY, W.Va (WDTV) - The Monongalia County Sheriff’s Office Detective Division announces the continued investigation of the theft and destruction of multiple FLOCK cameras. Wesley Jackson, 20, of Gerrardstown, was arrested on July 16 for his alleged involvement. Jackson has been charged with damage, destruction or theft of equipment used by emergency responders and conspiracy to commit a felony, according to officials. The Monongalia County Sheriff’s Office says they remain committed to a thorough investigation and expects additional arrests. House Bill 2066 was passed in 2025 to make the charge ‘damage, destruction or theft of equipment used by first responders’ a felony offense and will have at least 1 year in jail. Jackson has already posted his $15,000 PR bond.

Anybody know if there's a legal defense fundraiser or w/e for this innocent man who's being falsely accused of committing a cool crime?

balaclava-trismegistus

have you heard about the very obvious false flag attack in nyc yet?

Interesting.

kropotkindersurprise

who the fuck brings a manifesto but not a real gun, lmao

Interesting that this happens right after Trump launches his campaign against "Left-Wing Terrorism". Pretty scary stuff! Maybe the government is onto something and left-wing terrorism actually is a credible threat!