I bite

I am Viper and I am a person now.

[biteybites]

You don’t need a scorpion to sting you.

[spitefulspades-deactivated20240]

i broke minecraft

[shadowedstray]

You’re surprisingly dedicated to this.

[spitefulspades-deactivated20240]

i like how the blocks are all the same size

[biteybites]

spitefulspades‌:

i like how the blocks are all the same size

Wrong. Some blocks are slightly smaller.

[biteybites]

shadowedstray‌:

diamonddeadeye‌:

How cute.

A little bit. I’m not sure that it’s working, though.

He’s bad.

[biteybites]

I guess it makes sense that I would get the type immune to poison....

[biteybites]

I like minecraft a lot.

[teathattast]

2 bees in a boat

[goofitygooberity-deactivated202]

what if we kissed in minecraft boat (and we’re both bees)

[chillcrafting]

🌼🌷🌻🌹

[slitheringserpentine]

mlem!! 

[spitefulspades-deactivated20240]

i figured out minecraft

[biteybites]

I bet you mine leaves with a pickaxe.

[spitefulspades-deactivated20240]

that's a stupid thing to do

[biteybites]

Yes, but you're stupid.

[spitefulspades-deactivated20240]

i figured out minecraft

[biteybites]

I bet you mine leaves with a pickaxe.

[porterr-robinson]

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

I have so many questions

[homopower]

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.

[biteybites]

shadowedstray‌:

I won’t lose.

If you feed dogs meat they enter love mode. Two dogs in love mode make a baby dog. Feeding that dog meat will make it grow up faster, and then you can breed it, too. This is how you will defeat Slick.

[biteybites]

shadowedstray‌:

spitefulspades‌:

color me intrigued

I’m gonna get more dogs than you.

Stray if you lose this dog owning battle to Slick you’re not allowed to be my dad anymore.

[biteybites]

shadowedstray‌:

… Is that so.

You can tame them and breed them and color their collars.

[biteybites]

@shadowedstray There are dogs in Minecraft.

[biteybites]

I am playing… minecraft.

[shadowedstray]

Are you having fun?

[biteybites]

Yes. I am going to rebuild a village someone tore apart.

[biteybites]

I am playing... minecraft.