arrested for your resin crimes

welcome to the bjd crack confessions blog. where all your expensive dreams come true.

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[I restring my bjds with twizzlers]

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[I want danny choo to blacklist me from my own home]

It is with a heavy heart that we announce that the creator of smart doll is straight up blacklisting customers who have criticisms with his product :/

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[If I had the ability to cast my own dolls I’d probably put fruit gushers into my dolls resin, and I’m not ashamed of that]

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[I stuff blueberries in my doll's headcap]

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[I just wonder if my dolls want to eat dirt like i do]

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[bjds are my passion]

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I wanna make a public statement on the matter -blog owner who is also loki

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Hey tumblr what the fuck is wrong with how you share pictures

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[eggo should be cracked n stir fried, i bet she's delicious]

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Welcome

This is a joke blog for totally silly bjd confessions because let's be honest, no one really likes confession blogs. All asks will be submitted in a fitting comic sans image post, and none of the submitters urls will be attatched unless specified that you want to be credited.

Some ground rules so we can have a pleasant time here:

-no bigotry against people's race, religion, sexual and gender orientation etc. That just isnt cool.

-this is for CRACK CONFESSIONS, Not serious ones!! Go to a genuine confession blog if you want to rant about someone's faceup or the price for a second hand doll head or whatever.

-be nice! don't use this as a space to be horrid to other doll owners- again that's what those genuine confession blogs are for, apparantly.

Anyways, have fun here! Any genuine questions as to the nature of what can be in an ask can be asked anonymously if you'd like, just say in the ask that it is a genuine question.