My name's Blurryface

and I care what you think!

[bl-urryface]

Porsche: in a relationship, somebody gotta stfu and listen.

Also porsche: and it ain't gonna be me!

[bl-urryface]

Kinnporsche characters in a nutshell

Kim: I can be a bitch, I can be a diva!

Pete: I can throw a pitch, I can play receiver!

Porsche: I can be your home girl, I can be your bro!

Kinn: I could go whatever way the fucking wind blow!

Vegas: And I can do whatever cheeky, freaky, deaky thing you desire!

Tay : I can do both!

Time: I can do both!

Chay: do you know who the fuck you fucking with?

Khun: you better know who the fuck you fucking with!

[bl-urryface]

Porsche: ...So what's it like living with, Pete?

Vegas: Once, I asked him for water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

[bl-urryface]

Vegas, rolling over in bed: pete, you awake?

Pete: yeah, babe. what's up?

- vs. -

Kinn, rolling over in bed: porsche, you awake?

Porsche, violently flopping over: the fuck you want?

- vs. -

Kim, rolling over in bed: What kind of peer pressure is this?

[bl-urryface]

Vegas: Aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice?

Pete: Well, aren't you rudeness, and sarcasm and everything... ..

Pete: Oh...

Vegas: Do go on. Why did you stop?!😏

Pete: 👽

[bl-urryface]

Vegas : I've done a lot of dumb stuff

Pete : I joined you in the dumb stuff

Hedgehog : I witnessed the dumb stuff

Macau : I supported the dumb stuff

The Trash guy: I TRIED TO STOP YOU IDIOTS FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF! AND THE FANDOM WANTED ME DEAD AT THEIR FEET!

[bl-urryface]

Halloween special

Porsche: what are you dressed as?

Pete: Red Riding Hood.

Porsche: What? From the fairytale? Why?

Pete: Because she gets eaten by the wolf.

Kinn: Woah, careful, Vegas! You almost spat your drink all over me.

[bl-urryface]

Vegas: Venice can you say dad?

Venice: mu-umm..

Vegas: come on lil guy, DAD!

Venice: mummy..

Vegas: you're one lil shit, aren't you?

Venice: shit

Vegas: FUCK DON'T SAY THAT!

Venice: fuck!

Pete, entering the room: Hey venice, having fun?

Venice: fuck shit!

Pete: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?

Venice: DAD!

[bl-urryface]

Bible: *takes off glasses seductively*

Bible: wow

Build: *getting excited* *blushes*

Bible: you're really fucking blurry!

[bl-urryface]

Pete: can you turn on the lights?

Vegas: I can only turn on you!

[bl-urryface]

Vegas: Do you wanna french kiss?

Pete: I am from Thailand!

[bl-urryface]

Doctor: name?

Kinn: Kinn theerapanyakul

Doctor: sex?

Kinn: four or five times a day

Doctor: no I meant male or female?

Kinn: doesn't matter.

[bl-urryface]

Vegas after giving English lessons to pete

Vegas (in English): good, I will go and rest now.

Pete: ok, rest in peace.

Vegas: ...........

[bl-urryface]

Bang chan (on vlive): I love you stays! I can do anything for you guys!

Stays: admit you wrote the lyrics of-

Bang chan: *ends vlive*

[bl-urryface]

Porsche: I don't know what you guys are talking, I am straight!

Kinn: *walks into the room*

Porsche: I have to gay

PORSCHE: ........I mean GO!

[bl-urryface]

Macau: He's your Romeo, but you ain't his Juliet? What are you then?

Chay: Alive maybe?

[bl-urryface]

Code : My teacher kept saying I was gonna fail my spelling test at once. so I said to myself "i am gonna prove her wrong."

Jeff: so did you prove her wrong?

Code: yes.

Jeff: omg you pass-?

Code: no I failed twice!