blood orange

i don’t even fucking know anymore dude, have some serotonin i guess

[bl00doranges]

[sapphling]

WAIT FIVE GUYS ISNT A MASC HOOTERS???

I want to print this ask out and frame it and keep it on my nightstand so it's the first and last thing I look at every day until I die

[drinkyourfuckingmilk]

there is a really fucking suspect noise going down in the library and it sounds like muffled porn sounds and all the students are just looking around suspiciously at each other trying to figure out who’s got the dirt like

[drinkyourfuckingmilk]

UPDATE: it wasn’t porn. turns out it is a very upset pigeon stuck in the air shaft in the ceiling.

[whitepeopletwitter]

You fucking seahorse.

[unclefather]

i love this take

[txttletale]

what do business majors even do i just assume that all their classes are just them all doing the business card scene from american psycho for an hour

[hotvampireadjacent]

[plain-lo-deactivated20221231]

we're all just sluts with mental illnesses and tummy problems

[infiniteoreos]

one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness

[stardustera]

wow panic! at the disco gone after 19 years... thank you for 4 years of great music!

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hotvampireadjacent]

What’s happening? What’s going on? What’s happening to our beautiful country

[toastbutteregg]

[crap-userrname16]

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

[birlinterrupted]

why do app game advertisements think i want to save a king from a fate that i'm sure he probably deserves

[transfemgeorgecostanza]

Astonishing

[coughloop]

In the club throwing bouillon cubes at the back of people's heads