✨Gia✨ Resident Evil - Incorrect Quotes

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Other account: V-a-l-e-n-Jill-T-i-n-e

I’ll add to this here if I feel necessary!

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Leon: I’m the most responsible person in the group

Helena: But you crashed a plane into a building!

Leon: And I take full responsibility for that

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Chris: *looking at mansion* I have a bad feeling about this

Jill: What do you mean?

Chris: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you something is going to get you into trouble?

Jill: No?

Chris: That actually explains a lot…

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Jill: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Claire : The car takes a screenshot.

Chris : For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Ada : I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Ada: For what you both did today you can hug me for 4-5 seconds…

Leon & Claire: 45 SECONDS!?!

Ada: NO! FOUR TO FIVE SECONDS!

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Zoe: The first one to reply is gat

Zoe: *Gay

Zoe: Wait…

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Sherry: What we’re those people doing?

Leon: They we’re, uh, probably…

Claire: BIRD WATCHING!

Leon: YES, birdwatching. Just finishing up a robin…

Sherry: At night?

Leon & Claire: Ahh, shit…

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Claire: Awe, don’t be sad Chris

Chris: I’m not Claire, we’ve still got plenty of time before your break ends and you leave me forever

Claire: My shift ends in 3 fucking hours…

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Barry: Your, uh, friend here, called the cops because of a robbery…

Claire: Oh shit, what did they take?!

Leon: WHAT DIDN’T THEY TAKE CLAIRE!?

Leon: THEY TOOK MY ENCHANTED ARMOUR, MY VICIOUS GLADIATOR ARMOUR, MY WAND OF UNTAINTED POWER AND ALL MY GOLD!

Claire: …

Claire: So let me get this straight…you called the cops because someone hacked your “world of Warcraft” account…?

Leon: WHAT CHOICE DID I HAVE, THE ALMIGHTY LEDOR, LEVEL 85, SLAYER OF THE X DEMON, SURVIVER OF THE WASTELAND OF RACOON, HAS BEEN PICKED CLEAN!

Leon: …Also the BSAA hung up on me.

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Jill: Hey Leon!

Leon: Hello

Jill: So I heard you broke up with Ada…I’m sorry

Leon: A breakup would imply that she was my girlfriend, she was just a girl, who was my friend and now she is a girl, who is not my friend

Jill: Wow, that’s like the worst country song ever…

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Jill: Oh the next Wedding gift is…A gravy boat.

Rebecca: One gravy boat…*writes down*

Claire: Oh that ones from Leon I think, he said he had it engraved!

Jill, flips it over: “In the result of a divorce, please return to Leon S Kennedy.”

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Leon: hippos are the deadliest animals, A half hippo, Half human creature would be cool.

Chris: Yeah, but when their hungry hungry you can stop them with marbles

Sherry: Actually the correct answer would be koala, because you’d have an army so cute it couldn’t be attacked.

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Claire: I made tea.

Chris : I don’t want tea.

Claire: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Chris : Then why are you telling me?

Claire: It is a conversation starter.

Chris : That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Claire: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Leon: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Ada: What did you do?

Leon: Nobody died.

Ada: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Chris: Rules are made to be broken.

Wesker: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Chris : Uh, piñatas.

Jill: Glow sticks.

Chris : Karate boards.

Jill: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Chris: Rules.

Wesker:

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How I see Jill -

Jill: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

How Jill actually is -

Jill: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck