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Bert | He / Him | Heterosexual 🖤🤍🖤 | Heteroromantic | Cis Man | Monogamous

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Lois looking like "what the FUCK did he mean by that"

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check out this sick mural I saw by the laundromat

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it was a struggle today. woke up to 10 Pokemon left in gyms and people were being competitive about keeping them. I did it though, managed to get them maxed out

I doubt I'll keep them for long after I'm not around to defend them anymore though, it's such a nice day out.

[black-bert]

pretty easy to get all 20 today.

they'll probably go pretty quick after I get home today though, it's super nice out

[black-bert]

whew lad, woke up to 13 (!!) gyms missing today -- I guess people decided to come out to play when the weather warmed up a little bit!

I managed to get back to a full 20, but somebody took one back as I was walking home which is fine I guess 🥹

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ofc I lose 3 gyms almost simultaneously as I'm literally walking in the door of my house 🫩

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finally 🥹 now I just need Lugia to go with my legendary birds

another successful day gym hunting as well. I only lost 4 between sessions, which is pretty unusual

I guess nobody else wanted to deal with the random cold weather after it finally seemed like things were warming up lol

[black-bert]

another successful day

[eccentricolive]

hi I think my wife and I took you and somebody named cobwebears out of a bunch of gyms today in PokemonGo, we tried to say hi at the last one but we had no idea where you physically were located and yall don't have CampFire lol

LMAO OH MAN YOU TWO ARE OUR (me + @hal9000enjoyer) ENEMIES . EVERY FREAKING GYM !!!!! so nice to talk to you guys !! hello !!!!!!!!

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hi this is my "real" page I use tumblr like once every couple years and I always forget the development blog from ten years ago is attached to my email lmao anyway we're kind of obsessed I'm sorry 😭 we try to go home with 20 gyms every day it's like the main reason we play lol

when you took that one gym my wife was busy with something important over at the nearby park and I had to try to heal it by myself, I used every single golden raspberry I had and just had to watch it go 😩

it was so clutch though she wrapped up with like 20 minutes to go and we bolted over there with like 5 minutes until the egg popped, it was rad lol

anyway check out this weaponized autism

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how did the DCAU get away with shit like this