UNTOUCHABLES

[horoscope420]

The Signs as Dwight Schrute Moments

Aries:

Taurus:

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Scorpio:

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Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[rpdruk]

This is the art I’ve been waiting for.

[vaginaandthediamonds]

Me: *plans lots of activities for vacation*

Me, on vacation:

[seasaltandsawdust]

me in any awkward social situation

[iivanacosta-deactivated20221219]

[thecommonchick]

me: i’m never talking to him again, this is the last straw 

him: hey 

me:

[flaze-da]

when a queen cries, rupaul uses their tears as a moisturizer. that’s why she looks so young and why she always asks queens about their traumatic childhood

[javutich]

[justbadpuns]

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing

[official-ciel-soleil-deactivate]

T H E S K E L E T O N W A R B E G I N S A G A I N

[thatsquirreldoe-blog]

[nick-avallone]

sexting 101

[g0d-of-thunder]

[bidoctor]

[black-starfish]

Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight

Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room

[imustnotfearfearisthemindkiller]

[mothurs]

i’m so emotionally damaged that i cry when people show me that they actually care about me lmao