Black Books

Whores will have their trinkets.

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Right, the shop is closed, everybody get out.

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"Do you wanna work in the bookshop?"

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"Who are you? Have I joined a cult?"

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"Look, it's perfectly simple. No mobile phones, no walkmans... none of that. Or any of the others!"

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"Come on, come on!"

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"Just a minute, just a minute. Do you want the job, Manny? I have to admit, I think you're being a bit rude."

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"Bernard? From next door? Irish drink smoking blaaargh?"

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"I'm just in a real mood to buy a book."

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"Oh actually - redial."

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"We haven't slept together... and you're not here to freak me out. I thought with you being a man and all we'd had sex."

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"I usually lock up."

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"This book is very, very good. You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life..

Where do you live? Okay, go there, and await my instruction."

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Have you got anything in an aquarium?

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