Chrestomanci, Chrestomanci, Chrestomanci

HP, LOTR, OITNB, TVD, P&P, House M.D, Peaky Blinders, Orphan Black, Merlin, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Cucumber Banana Tofu, Hunger Games, Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes, Ripper Street, The Thick Of It, Last Tango in Halifax, The Cornetto Trilogy, Monty Python, Ab Fab, etc. LOTS OF SHIPPING AND HOMOEROTIC SUBTEXT. Also Literature, LGBTQA, History, Feminism, Food.

[hmcbook]

Calcifer: Howl really is heartless. He doesn’t actually have a heart. You know. Heartless Howl.

Sophie: yeah but……. when are you gonna give me those hints????

Calcfier:

[kit-kat-ronnie-remade]

Between the whole household there’s two brain cells. Michael has one while the rest play hot potato with the other one

[panfanwithaplan]

Michael thought his girlfriend had a twin sister with the same name.

Michael has never had the brain cell.

[belmondo]

Calcifer has all the braincells(2) and Howl only borrows one when he has to make potions for the customers.

[hmcbook]

[putas666]

[thecommonchick]

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING 

[sherlock-hannibal]

[gay-revolusions]

[just-hilson-things]

okay but this is REALLY some hilson shit

[nqsa]

when you’re sitting on a bench with the man who you’ve been in love with for almost twenty years but you’ve never done anything about it and you’re both waiting for a bus that could come at any minute or it could never come at all and also you’re staring at him while smoking a cigar

[doctorbasil]

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[greenwingcaps-blog]

[thealogie]

me and chase and cameron all making eye contact with each other like “the new guy did NOT just ask them to expose their gayness so casually omg… why is he like this he’s been here long enough to witness like three whole gay events between them so he should know”

[yelverton]

cursed turtleneck

[benedictc]

[earpwave]

#iconic

[just-hilson-things]

house is like “how can you fuck up this badly, buddy”

[jameskirked]

[theofficeedit]

[gabrielokun]

[thickneyspears-deactivated20181]

[emigration]

me

[generally]

good

[theofficeedit]

The Office + Running Gags Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.