welcome to ardgall.

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because let’s remember this was a thing. a very sweet, very important thing. my favorite thing.

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music sessions with the twins when they first wake up in the morning are the best.

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for valentine's day, uriah decided to rent a hotel room to get us away from the kids, who were supervised by a nephew he recently discovered. i'm not a big fan of the pool, but it was great tanning weather.

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Yep that’s my cousin I think it’s it one of yours? misterstuupid

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that’s brixton!

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.. he needs a haircut so he doesn't end up looking like his sister.

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this little lady’s always content when there’s a book in her hands—just like her mother.

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.. if i hadn't actually pushed brixton out, i'm not sure i'd be convinced that he didn't just spawn off of uriah entirely. i swear to god, there's none of me in him.

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dehuumanize:

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if someone compares me to peter pan's tinkerbell one more fucking time, i'm going to spit acid. on their face. and probably below the belt.

…..is it that time of month already?

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if someone compares me to peter pan's tinkerbell one more fucking time, i'm going to spit acid. on their face. and probably below the belt.

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imposing your character on another writer by using the excuse of "long lost" or "never knew about," unless given the okay by said writer, is absolute bullshit. it's needy, disrespectful, and shows weakness as a writer and a roleplayer in general, especially if you go ahead and make the character without distinct approval from the original writer.

i have no respect for you. you're weak and i will devour you alive.

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my wife is the fucking worst.

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i found my idiot husband. he thought he could run, but little does he know.. his wedding ring has a tracking device.

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this is why we can’t have nice things.

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it was that or your neck.

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i found my idiot husband. he thought he could run, but little does he know.. his wedding ring has a tracking device.

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no. noooOOOONONONONONO. THE COYOTE IS FOLLOWING ME. NO. BEGONE.

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#it's funny because in the entire movie, you never see a woman die on camera.

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today brixton fed makaile gross baby cereal (and destroyed half the kitchen in the process), and then we talked and laughed about it while mom cleaned up.

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.. suffice to say i was not happy about it.