My Eternal Slumber Party

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Guess I'll die then They/Them over 21 summers survived

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[freizusein]

The funniest is if you reblog this on a Monday that is also January the 1st.

[xynaxis]

//mw3 spoilers

He’s fine, what do you mean? He’s just in recovery

(And I’m still in denial)

[beardedmrbean]

[rockshitty]

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

[captain-snark]

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

[slowspinningredemption]

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

[mariaalenkoshepard]

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

[jsillabub]

“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.

[wajjs]

fuck i want to write a thanatos/zagreus fic but my ideas don't work because i know more about roman society structure and customs than (ancient) greek ones. i don't want to do research for a fic. that's not me. i can't do it...... i can't!!!!!!

[macabrekawaii]

Pro tip: facts don't matter if you just write porn 😇

[wajjs]

WHAT IF I WANT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE PORN

[myeternalslumberparty]

If it helps to know the Gods didn't and weren't expected to follow many social customs of Ancient Greece.

[hengo-thepointman]

[valtsv]

this site has really done something to the way i talk about fictional characters. i tagged some fanart with "i want to fold him up like laundry" today. what the fuck does that even MEAN???

[funnypages]

He’s never going to live this down

[forgottenbones]

Dave Rapoza

[bayysart]

If I am honest, Alan Scott has this Gordon Ramsay vibe to him. So I decided to draw the iconic idiot sandwich meme, but with Hal and Alan. I’ve been a 100% not wanting to shade anything mood, so it is not shaded! Anyways, have a nice day!

[cakedupyoshi]

All-Star Comics #5

[kataosmth]

HAL🧛‍♂️

[greenlanterncrops]

usually, when a character is turned into a villain for no apparent reason and seems really out of character, it’s just kinda annoying, but when the ooc evil version of them has sharp teeth it’s like well hold on now let’s at least hear the writer out they might have a good point

[myeternalslumberparty]

Hal gets to be a bastard villain.... as a treat

[wajjs]

catboy Sinestro

[wajjs]

[myeternalslumberparty]

⭐⭐ 10/10 stars ⭐⭐

[wajjs]

catboy Sinestro

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

This is how I think the next issue of DC vs Vampires should start:

Wally, frantically calling Dick: Barry is dead! I felt it happen!!!

Dick: Woah, hey, calm down Wally. What do you mean you felt it happen? Is he-

Wally: Do you know how hard it's going to be to untangle him from the speedforce? That's a whole weekend gone!

Dick: Wait-

Wally: Oh, I think there's a parallax situation going on or something. Hal killed Barry, so you guys should probably deal with that while I'm searching the speedforce's lost-and-found for Barry.

[bright-eyes-strawberry-lies]

Me, staring at the family tree and counting cousins: lukercy officially wins the “Least Incestous Ship Between Demigods” award.

[myeternalslumberparty]

Percy is Lukes first cousin once removed