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“And now, back from our EXTENDED commercial break, we would like to present Mr. Elvis Presley’s “Jailho-”” There is a pause as some mumbling can be heard, “What do you mean we can’t play that? Copyright law? But I rule in my domain!” Another brief pause, “Carl Perkins’ “Blue Suede Shoes” while I consult the legal department of Utobitha.”

#carl perkins #Radio Free Utobitha #back on the air #blue suede shoes #not elvis

(sorry)

(imbadatthissorry)

“In today’s news, there were sightings of rockets soaring over Utobitha, proof that there are, in fact, Communist ghosts inhabiting the nearby REPCONN facility. We here at BMR would like to thank our sthird most credible source, Mr. Thomas Elias “No-Bark” Noonan. Your words do truly have bite. In other news, the moon still maintains it’s usual coloration.”

#Frank Sinatra #Come Fly With Me #No-Bark #black mountain #ask tabitha #ask rhonda

“Tonight’s Talking with Tabitha is brought to you by Sloan Slate: Trust us, the Deathclaw problem is blown out of proportion. It is also brought to you by Vault 21: Feeling lucky enough to survive a nuclear blast? We hope so. Now back to Talking iwth Tabitha.”

#Rosemary Clooney #Sway #black mountain #ask tabitha #ask rhonda #decanusdeadsea

The Interview Pt. 1

"Good evening Utobitha, it's that time of the month again! Yes, it's time for Talking with Tabitha! Tonight's guest loves taking long walks past crucified profligates, plotting the downfall of the NCR and his brother, and drinking a pureed mixture of Xander root, mesquite pods, and Cazador honey. Welcome to the show Mr. Deadly Seas." Tabitha flicks a switch and an applause track plays, "Now, Mr. Seas, tell me a little about yourself. What's it like being a strange half-bird, half-man, half-bull?" "Thank you for having me...I think. Ah, you see this is just a helmet, I am not actually half bird-- or bull for that matter, just human. And it's Dead Sea, by the way. As you know I've come from Camp Nelson, which I brutally ripped from the NCR's clutches. To further demoralize them!" "I see... So your intent in taking the town of Nelson was to cause Battle-Cattle ethics to falter? That's an interesting goal. What caused you to take this up as your cause? It doesn't seem like it would be particularly effective." "What do you mean? Of course it's effective! We're crushing the NCR's moral by slaughtering their men and hanging their corpses up as decoration!" "Now, you say this, as if it were fact. However I have credible sources that show that a certain blue-suited individual may or may not be cutting captured soldiers loose and escorting them out of the encampment directly under your beak. How do you feel about this?" "That damn courier!” Dead Sea’s fist slams onto the table, causing a few things to rattle on its surface, "I told them to stay out of me camp! They're ruining everything!!" "Now, now Dead, may I call you Dead? There's no need for violence. Tell me, do you think you are perhaps redirecting your anger and frustration unnecessarily? Don't you think it may be your fault and not someone else's?" Tabitha places her hand under her chin thoughtfully, eyebrows raised over her heart-shaped sunglasses, "Hmmmm?" "why would this be my fault? I'm not cutting down my own-... are you implying I am not keeping a mindful watch over my camp?" "More after these commercial messages."

#decanusdeadsea #ask tabitha #Talking with Tabitha Tonight #Courier Six #decanus dead sea #black mountain

“Greetings Utobitha, I have wonderful news for your all. We will be having a first on the station. As we speak, Tabitha, Ruler of All-That-She-Surveys, is preparing for an interview. Not just any interview, no, this is unique in that he is WILLINGLY coming in. Yes, you heard that right! I’m sure you all remember what happened to the last guest on the show... Louie is still picking bits of skull out of the wall.

“Anyways, here’s some music to help the time zoom by.”

#black mountain #tabitha and rhonda #the collegians #zoom zoom zoom #decanus dead sea #or was it deathly lake?

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Static crackles over the CB, "Hello? Hello? Is this thing working?" A rough voice grumbles before being overtaken by a raspy, hollow one, "Move over Tabitha, Hello Battle Cattle Dying Ocean! Would you be interested in coming to our fortre- I mean station for an interview?"

A first, he was little startled by the invitation. But it seemed like a wonderful way to get in mass contact with the NCR and pass on a message of fear to them.“It’s Dead Sea, Decanus Dead Sea. Of Course I’ll come for an ‘interview’, I’d be …honored…”

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"Excellent! Here I was thinking we would need to organize a kidnapping raid!" "Too right O Supreme One. We eagerly await your arrival."