Rotomblr Blackout Poetry

[PKMN IRL blog]

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Bonjour, tout le monde~! You may call me Amarena. That's not my real name, to be clear. Just an alias~

My pronouns are he/him~!

This is simply a little blog to indulge in a hobby of mine... blackout poetry! (Particularly of the very silly variety~)

So, what I do here is find posts and turn them into something else entirely~! Uhuhu, it's quite fun.

...But, in the case I make poetry out of your post and you do not want it, do let me know, and I will delete it.

Additionally, I do not take submissions or requests. If you find a post you'd like to see turned into blackout poetry, you could always try making it yourself~! It's fun and easy.

Anyway! I hope we'll have fun. À bientôt~!

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sup. i'm kade. 20, he/him. i also run @cherrytree-irl, and various other blogs you can find through @kades-rp-lore-hell. i've had this silly idea for a while i hope this blog goes well :)

pfp is from pokemon battle trozei and header is from the pokemon tcg.

uhh disclaimer that amarena will be speaking a lot of french but i don't speak french so i'm just using google translate and hoping for the best

this blog shares a universe with all my other current roleplay blogs.

this blog takes place in kalos after pokémon x.

[magma-burger-health-inspector]

the genesect is really lighting up this fire

i don't remember what this ask was about so i'm going to use it to make an entirely unrelated poll.

rotomblr,

how many times can a guy call you cute before you start to wonder if he's hitting on you

less than seven times

more than seven times

Voting ended onJun 23

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then perish

[cinnastic]

that is a question that has been debated by scholars for centuries and will continue to be debated for eons homeslice

Well at least you were honest! That's close enough for me!

So once upon a like 3000ish years ago my grandpa made this ultimate weapon thingy and likeeee (around) five years ago my dad tried to use it and Superrr died so I guess its less of a feud within a family and more of a family feuding with the world.? Kinda? saying it's a family feud is funnier though

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A quest for wiis

At least 3000 grandpas want to use a wii

[teamplasma-official]

so your dream yaoi gets to be insane and hilarious but your dream yuri just holds hands? we live in a society

okay well you didn't ask for specifics 😡!!! it was about professor Juniper and Lusamine, they held hands atop a very high cliff, surrounded by Gengar and angry unfezant. they both had ultra mega amazing guns, shooting left and right with COLORFUL EXPLOSIONS. BUT THE GENGAR AND UNFEZANT KEPT COMING, TRYING TO OVERCOME THE TWO LOVERS!

"this... can't be! it wasn't part of my research!" Juniper called out. pow pow POW! SHE WAS RUNNING LOW ON BULLETS ...!!!!!

"don't worry darling. we'll fight em off," Lusamine announced with a smile, doing like. jump kicks in the air and twisting a GENGAR in HALF. POW!!! COLORFUL EXPLOSION!!!

"QUICK! I see an opening!" Juniper called out, pointing upwards. lusamine nodded, grabbed her by the waist and leaped into the air! Juniper grabbed the escape rope while lusamine shot a few more times at the angry swarm of pokemon.

they flew across unova all the way to a different part of unova... onto a different roof. the sun was setting.

"we'll be safe from them here, at least for a little while," lusamine sighed, catching her breath. Juniper groaned in annoyance, looking through her bag.

"...the sunset is pretty." the blonde noted, a bit more softly now. she sat down next to Juniper... her hand tracing over the professor's.

"it sure is." Juniper left out a small chuckle, a smile on her lips.

they sat in silence for a second. holding hands.

"I'm happy to be here with you, Juni."

"I don't know what I'd do without you."

Lusamine turned her head to her lover's.

their eyes met... they kissed, still holding hands. a soft, genuine kiss. the sunset was looking at them with much admiration! happy for them.

"...we better get back before they find us again," lusamine said after a little while.

"yeah, guess you're right. but lunch is on you!" Juniper laughed.

"hey! no fair. I'm running out of places to take you."

"I don't care where you take me... as long as we go together! any place with you is already great, I promise." the professor reassured her partner in fighting wife, her hands going through those pretty blonde locks.

"aw, you mean it?" lusamine smiled.

and so they went to the restaurant. laughing, talking. they bought new bullets, and ate a very expensive dinner.

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Sour dream on your sleep taco yum.

But the gay Absol pissed on dips again... oh no.

This is so long.

...Who is Lusamine.

[j0ht0-gh0sthunt3r]

ok so alot of you guys have been replying to my post about salty lemonade saying that it tastes good so im here to give an update

it does actually taste pretty good, but i usually add a bit of sugar to it to get a nice mix of flavors

in other news, i made the same mistake again a few nights ago, but with hot chocolate. and once again I continued to drink it because i’m petty and wont let myself win

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ok so a guy replaced a mother with cells

[amsgfromthestars]

it's pride month, saturn. you know what that means

Right. I'll get to work on the gay bombs.

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I sat on mean gay bob.

[hoplaventon]

[teamplasma-official]

Pelipper Mail!

A box of nail polish! There's no note, but Amarena signed the outside of the box.

The included nail polish colors are bright and vibrant. There's one bottle of each of the following colors: Black, white, pink, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. There's also a glittery version of each color, except instead of a glittery black and white there's a glittery gold and silver.

Also included in the box is a bottle of nail polish remover and a small tube of lip gloss.

OHHH HO HO THIS IS SO AWESOME

I MADE ONE HAND HAVE SPRAKLY GREEN AND NORMAL ORANGE AND PURPLE AND FILLED THE REST WITH BLACK AND RAINBOWISH GLITTERY NAIL POLISH OVER THE BLACK

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Oh, that... definitely sounds... interesting~!

To address your tags... well, if your friend doesn't like it, use the polish remover and try again! Or just tell him if he wants it done right he can do it himself!

Uhuhu. Kidding. Mostly.

[teamplasma-official]

ITS VERY PRETTY!!!!!!! THE GREEN IS N, THE ORANGE IS OWEN AND THE PURPLE IS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE SAID HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DO IT HIMSELF BUT WHATEVER I MAKE WILL COUNT AS BEAUTIFUL IN HIS EYES THAT ARE CURRENTLY SEEING NOTHING BUT IMPENDING DISMAY. SO I PAINTED THEM RED

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....................I see! Um. That's. Fascinating.

Well, luckily for everyone, nail polish is very simple to use! Even children can do it! I remember Sylvan used to have a case full of all kinds of nail polish. Sometimes he'd disappear to his room for a while, and when he came back he'd have the most... questionable nails Lacunosa Town had ever seen! Uhuhu!

[teamplasma-official]

HEY DONT SAY THAT. SYLVAN'S MY FRIEND. IM SURE HIS NAILS WERE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! ID LET HIM PAINT MY NAILS.

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Well, I don't really mean it as an insult, dear. If anything it's just some teasing~ siblings tease each other! He teases me all the time!

[teamplasma-official]

OHHHHH YOURE SIBLINGS. OKAY I GET IT. THATS OKAY THEN!!!! CARRY ON HAHA

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Well, yes, I thought we'd already established that...

Anyway, I'm sure he'd be better with nail polish these days. He was seven last time I saw him use it!

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Reblog if you’re a stupid man with mental health issues

//because I feel like this one might be one that breaks containment, this is a Pokémon rp post. Hi. Don’t let it breach please.

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Hmm... terribly sorry there hasn't been much on here in terms of blackout poetry lately... I suppose I've just been a bit low on inspiration.

[teamplasma-official]

is kalos real

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Qui peut le dire?

[teamplasma-official]

quit per the dire????

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C'est vraiment un mystère~

[teamplasma-official]

I'd like a cent viridian mystery too 😢

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Vous êtes peut-être un peu stupide.

[teamplasma-official]

vows the pure-est the pew stupid. that doesn't make much sense😅😅😅😅😅 ummm OH. WAIT THAT'S NOT EVEN ENGLISH. UM

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Mes dieux. Il t'a fallu autant de temps pour le comprendre?

[teamplasma-official]

umm okay wait, "my god. sometimes something something, to comprehend"

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Oh...? Tu en sais un peu plus qu'il n'y paraît? Uhuhu. Tu es quelqu'un d'amusant, n'est-ce pas~?

[teamplasma-official]

okay you laughed at me and said something's amusing . and added a "wouldn't you say" or "don't you think".😡

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C'est vraiment amusant de jouer avec toi, petit~ Je peux voir pourquoi mon petit frère t'apprécie.

[teamplasma-official]

okay I get it now. who's your little brother. who's anyone at this point.??????

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...My, what a sudden change in mood. Sorry if I frustrated you.

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Amarena are you signgkle. aksikg for a friend.

Oui!

And I don't feel a particularly strong desire to change that at the moment. Sorry to disappoint~

[rotomblrhater]

Colress is handsome ♡

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Cold me

[ghet-it-sis]

Welcome, welcome! I suppose you're wondering why I called you here.

By day, a father. By night, a drag queen by the name of Ai Burner, the queer coded villain you all know and love, bent on world domination! This is the blog of Ghetsis Harmonia, may all know the name!

I have three children, all adopted-- A is my oldest, and she lives at home to work on her art. C is the middle child, who teaches kindergarten, and N, my youngest, recently got an internship in city planning and design. I'm quite proud of them all, but you'll not get any more information about them from me.

I look forward to interacting more with the lovely folks of this establishment~

[gwendoline-of-lumiose]

If they would insult a murkrow then they are not worth your time!

[plasma-king-official]

I hope me and my husband can serve as an example for any couples out there, you should try to find someone who supports you in your work, and support them back. Relationships aren't just giving, it's about being there.

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My band can serve a mean flan.

[peridot-the-photographer]

Parfait is such a silly word...like what does it even mean and dtufg

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Parfait sword...